• Posh had a dream client, and her name is Michelle. "I would love to dress Mrs. Obama absolutely absolutely absolutely! I just think she's incredible and she's a very strong woman and she's beautiful," she said after the Oscars. [Fox]

And the stars came out to Vanity Fair's afterparty, and they wore strange clothes, and we saw their work, and it was Bad.

Dizzy from last night's comely (and sometimes questionable) fashion choices? We are too, so we organized the gowns into compact color wheel to see what color trends popped up frequently on the red carpet.

• "She's not involved in this collection," said Ungaro owner Asim Abdullah just before his show commenced this afternoon, Paris time. He was referring, of course, to "artistic adviser" Lindsay Lohan, whose future at Ungaro had long been in doubt. [WWD]

You want killer anemones? Rogue hearts? Green monsters? Pervy roses? We got it all, kids:

[Los Angeles, March 7. Image via Getty]

We'll be posting red carpet photos throughout the evening on our homepage, but if you don't want to scroll through pages of photos, go to the tag #oscarfashion2010, where all the fashion pics can be found in one convenient place.