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thatblackgirl
01/14/09

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Hollywood is constantly whining about how most of their movies don't make money. Are they so non-self-aware to realize that it's because they have no original ideas anymore and keep remaking movies that don't need to be remade?
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hillaryhasbeenton
01/14/09

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Coolio, a rapper from Compton? He probably said Madonna without makeup looks like a bag of "Crips."
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lalaland13
01/14/09

@hillaryhasbeenton: He has been spending most of his life living in a gangsta's paradise.

Side note: Anyone remember the Weird Al parody called "Amish Paradise?" Went something like "As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain/I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain/But that's just fine for an Amish like me/Cause we shun fancy things like electricity."

I remember my brother singing that one.
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
01/14/09

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Two things, Will Smith:

1) Don't remake Karate Kid with your annoying child because I will hurt you.

2) Shut up about being president. You are too fucking annoying to get my vote. Also? You are not as smart as you think you are.
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
01/14/09

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I love Jared Harris (nearly as much as I loved his Dad). Emilia Fox has cheated on him several times. She's clearly insane.
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picardia
01/14/09

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Maybe I shouldn't judge, but I'm just going to say that I LOVE the name Seraphina.
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BlondeGoddess
01/14/09

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Ugh, it's so typically British: Kate Winslet is a liiiittle too succesful and BAM - backlash.

And Coolio: STFU. Madonna is 50, of course she will look not as good without her makeup on. For me, that already started at age 15.
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emilyanne
01/14/09

@BlondeGoddess: ha don't get me started again. Actually I agree with your comment, honestly the press loved her when she was poor bridesmaid Kate but now she's a winner the claws are out, very ugly (I still hated the theatricality of her speech though and I stand by that forever)
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BlondeGoddess
01/14/09

@emilyanne: Yeah - I get that. She went a little overboard.
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deitybox
01/14/09

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God, Liev, do we really need to hear about your gradschool sexual escapades? Who didn't get drunk and make love to a chicken?
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BabyJane
01/14/09

@deitybox: Actually, it was a turducken...and it was only once, I swear!
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ritualtheory
01/14/09

@deitybox: I was that chicken, and I haven't stopped smiling yet.
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NefariousNewt
01/14/09

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I have only one thing to say about Osbournes Reloaded: Whoa.
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Trashtastic
01/14/09

@NefariousNewt: Really? Mine was NO.

But at least we rhymed!
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the once and future estrojen
01/14/09

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Wait...

Miracle Whip?
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ritualtheory
01/14/09

@estrojen: Uh-huh. That was my reaction, too.

Maybe she mixes it with the yogurt. Maybe she coats the ashtrays with it to make her cigarettes tangier. We could all learn a little something from Chaka.
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EkaterinaBallerina
01/14/09

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Well Mickey, I won't blame Bush for 9/11 because he wasn't the one flying those planes or orchestrating the whole thing. However, I will blame him for using it to start a war in a country that had nothing to do with it. I will blame him for acting like every day is the day after 9/11. I will blame him for trying to take credit for "protecting" Americans thereafter when it reality he's made this world a lot less safer for not just us but our allies. London and Madrid have been attacked post-9/11 and the terrorists in Mumbai were looking for Americans. Not to mention the number of insurgents has gone up exponentially over the course of the last 7 years.

One more thing--if Bush can't be blamed for 9/11 then his administration can't blame the previous one for it either. I do remember a lot of people trying to place the blame on the lack of intelligence leading up to 9/11 on the Clinton administration. Fair's fair here, Mickey.
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WaltzingMatilda
01/14/09

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Liev: Yet another example of a man submitting a chicken. Or something. Someone alert Dennis Prager.
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SomeAuthorGirl
01/14/09

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I will admit in the anonymity of the internets that I am such a huge Stevie Nicks fan that when I go to shows I wear big shoes and flowy-sexy Stevie things. There is a part of me that never grew out of dressing up a la the cover of Bella Donna as a little kid. AND NEVER WILL.
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the once and future estrojen
01/14/09

@SomeAuthorGirl: The site ate my previous comment, so forgive me if this shows up twice, but:

Shake your blue tambourine, girl!
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SomeAuthorGirl
01/14/09

@estrojen: It got rejected by the babydaddy, but I was so into naming my child after something in a Stevie or Fleetwood Mac song. He felt like she would get made fun of, but I was like, dude, we're Gen-X, there are loads of girls named Rhiannon Nightbird, get the fuck over it. Alas - finally agreed on a Beatles song name. :)

I swear to god on the outside I look normal.
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the once and future estrojen
01/14/09

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"There's a current trend for celebrities to give out the invitation as a gift at the end of the wedding,"

OR,

"I Spent $750 On A Crystal Ladle From Your Registry And All I Got Was This Lousy Caricature"
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lalaland13
01/14/09

@estrojen: So do they not get the invitation as, you know, an actual statement inviting them to the wedding? I never thought an RSVP required you to return the actual invitation...huh.

"My horn my horn my horn! On my uni-corn!"
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lalaland13
01/14/09

@lalaland13: Oops, sorry. I RTFA, and yeah, it was so top-secret the invites weren't given out until after the wedding. So I like to imagine a top-secret code, where Fergie calls guests and says, "The unicorn is in the forests of Las Vegas!" and the guest hangs up and says, "Honey, Josh and Fergie are getting married!"
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Triphena
01/14/09

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Not that it makes it ok, but I get the feeling J Lo. probably gives as good as she gets.
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aneyelidsflutter
01/14/09

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Coolio is on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK at the moment and is trying very hard to keep his language local - lots of "shag" and "wank" - bless.

also hilarious moment on it when the English Contestants confused Compton with the Hamptons...
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cuteasabutton
01/14/09

@aneyelidsflutter: Oh man, I cannot stand that show. But that sounds frickin hilarious!
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emilyanne
01/14/09

@aneyelidsflutter: now that I would love to have seen. I've heard that Coolio is making himself very unpopular, it saddens me that I know this all the way from New York.
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samethingwedoeverynightpinky
01/14/09

@aneyelidsflutter: Coolio going to the UK for "Celebrity Big brother," makes me very sad. It is like the opposite of a fantastic voyage.
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