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    9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's

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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/10/09

    In reply to Ho Ho Ho
    God bless, us every one! #christmas
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    11/10/09

    @TransFat: comma fail. #christmas
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/10/09

    In reply to Ho Ho Ho
    Logic: Don't like the "pornaments?" Don't buy them! #christmas
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Ho Ho Ho

    Does this remind anyone of Calvin and Hobbes? #christmas
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/10/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Oh, I see. Because of the obscene BJ faces those snowmen are making. #christmas
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    11/10/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I think even better would be the one with the anatomically correct snowman. #christmas
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    11/10/09


    @curiousgeorgiana: #christmas
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    11/10/09

    @Tippi Hedren: Well, yeah. But more just the "corruption" of innocent snowmen.

    Fun!! #christmas
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    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: HA YES. I was looking for that one. #christmas
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    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: Ha! Excellent! #christmas
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    11/10/09

    Ooops! sorry :)
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    Image of Dancingfrog Dancingfrog
    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: Calvin was doing it out of innocent curiosity of a child! These pornements are horrible corruptions of innocent snowpeople!

    The two are not comparable! #christmas
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Ho Ho Ho
    Okay, who else laughed at "pornaments"? Please, let someone else have laughed at the pornaments. #christmas
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    Image of little_engine_that_could little_engine_that_could
    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: while I was laughing I was also wondering if they were marketed as such - brilliant! #christmas
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    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: I also wonder if this "He did not say if he was planning to take action against the products resurrected this year." was the writer of the article having a little fun with puns :) #christmas
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    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: I laughed! I can't wait to use it with sales assistants while Christmas shopping this year. #christmas
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    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: *raises hand* #christmas
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    Image of Lin-Z [linguist on duty] Lin-Z [linguist on duty]
    11/10/08

    In reply to 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
    I may not be the first one to comment on this, but did anyone else read the name of this catalogue as "BONER'S"? Just throwing that out there...
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    Image of billybobjoesmith billybobjoesmith
    11/10/08

    In reply to 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
    the wierdest is a pickle:
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    11/10/08

    @billybobjoesmith: But there's a point to the pickle!!


    Says the weirdo who has a pickle

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    11/10/08

    In reply to 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
    I love ornaments to a degree that frightens the Spacehusband. My mother is even worse. I am shocked and appalled that I do not receive this catalog and am immediately going to their web site to sign up for it.


    Then I am emailing a friend to get my copy of the Hallmark Dreambook for this year.


    Then I am going to start looking for a new apartment because my husband will surely be leaving me after this holiday season.

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    11/10/08

    In reply to 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
    I'm back to popcorn strings and "cranberry" beads....in case something really bad happens, then at least I have food to eat (albeit stale)
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    Image of Smackdown Smackdown
    11/10/08

    In reply to 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
    I fully support the acquisition and display of insane Christmas ornaments. My husband and I have turned it into a tradition every year where we try to find the stupidest, most ridiculous ornament for the other person we can.



    I think last year, I got him a doctor fish. Like, a fish. Except dressed up as a doctor. For no reason. I suppose it would be meaningful to either a sick fisherman or an aquatic veterinarian, but my husband is neither. Thus, funny.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/10/08

    In reply to 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
    We have all manner of crap on our tree, from fishing ornaments to guitars to actual religous stuff. It even has a parachuting Santa, and a number of moon shaped face things. We love it.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/10/08

    In reply to 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
    If there's Christmas in heaven, does that mean that there's also (Christian) church in heaven? And when the congregation sings "Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again!" does Jesus jump out from behind a potted plant or something and say, "Yo guys! I'm already here!" and does the whole crowd laugh, and does Jesus laugh also? Is church a really funny inside joke/game of pretend?
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    11/10/08

    @morninggloria: During Communion, they just wheel Jesus out on a spit. Don't worry, folks--he grows back!


    /goes to hell in a hand basket.

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    11/10/08

    @CrossWord: There's a lot of jovial laughter mixed up with the weird pagan remnant cannibalism.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/10/08

    In reply to 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
    Wait, you mean everyone doesn't cover her Christmas tree with cross-stitched ornaments?


    Must be just me, then.

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    Image of shan_a_rama shan_a_rama
    11/10/08

    In reply to 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
    I live about an hour & a half away from Bronners, The Store (tm). I'm thinking pilgrimage this year. I don't think I've been there since I was 10. I'll pass on the Zenders chicken though (last time I was in Frankenmuth we went to a microbrewery to eat and I had the most amazing cheddar ale soup).


    The sooldier ornament looks like "Mission Accomplished" era Dubya. You stay classy Christmas tree.

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    11/10/08

    @shan_a_rama: Microbrewery you say? This just might be the ammunition I need to get my husband to accompany me on a pilgrimage from Chicago.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/10/08

    In reply to 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
    Heh, every year when I was little, I got my own ornament, so now we have little Oreo people, Winnie the Pooh, etc. hangin' on our tree at home. CLEARLY I have to continue this tradition with that pirate ship. AVAST!
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    11/10/08

    In reply to 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
    Am I the only one who saw this and was hoping for festive holiday-themed items inscribed with the Rabbi Hillel's Moral ABC taught to Carpenter Jesus? "Listen Children! Eternal Father! Eternal One! Exceptions eternally? Absolute None! Enjoy the fountain of eternal health/wealth/happiness from this lovely cut-glass punch bowl!"
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