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    Pirate Helps Poser Walk The Plank

    Orlando & Miranda: Hail/Storm

    Orlando Only Has Eyes For ________

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    Image of Pocahaunted Pocahaunted
    05/19/09

    In reply to Pirate Helps Poser Walk The Plank
    Oh my god those shoes. What I would do for those shoes.
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    Pocahaunted was starred Pocahaunted was unstarred
    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    05/19/09

    In reply to Pirate Helps Poser Walk The Plank
    So I guess his Johnny Depp phase is over, then.
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    Samanthrax was starred Samanthrax was unstarred
    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    05/19/09

    In reply to Pirate Helps Poser Walk The Plank
    Girlfriend needed a firm and steadying hand after seeing the SCANDALOUS EYEBROWS on that flight attendant. He needs an Oprahvention.
     Reply
    battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch was starred battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch was unstarred
    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/19/09

    In reply to Pirate Helps Poser Walk The Plank
    Wow. This lady has a lot of faith in drapey fabrics and/or double-sided tape.
     Reply
    vamusical was starred vamusical was unstarred
    Image of keldo keldo
    05/19/09

    In reply to Pirate Helps Poser Walk The Plank
    But what about the perfectly plucked and powdered poofster parading in the parka?
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    keldo was starred keldo was unstarred
    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    05/20/09

    @keldo: poofter? Er, homophobic, much?
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was starred Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was unstarred
    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/20/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Wait, what? I thought she was talking about his hair, that's a homophobic term?!
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    Image of keldo keldo
    05/20/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Um..homophobe? No. Bad alliterative writer? Yes.
     Reply
    keldo was starred keldo was unstarred
    Image of haguenite haguenite
    05/19/09

    In reply to Pirate Helps Poser Walk The Plank
    Orlando in the mast with the handkerchief in his hair looking all grubby? The only reason I bought PotC3.
     Reply
    haguenite was starred haguenite was unstarred
    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/19/09

    In reply to Pirate Helps Poser Walk The Plank
    Background boy, PUT DOWN THE TWEEZERS!
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    stacyinbean was starred stacyinbean was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/19/09

    @stacyinbean: Someone needs to put an Anastasia Brow Kit on their Christmas list to Santa.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    05/19/09

    @stacyinbean: That is it. I'm going to specialize in male brow maintenance because there is a need. A NEED, people!
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    Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) was starred Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) was unstarred
    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/20/09

    @BabyJane: I LOVE you for bringing that up, I used those stencils to pluck my way to perfection after MANY years of behavior similar to the boy above.
     Reply
    stacyinbean was starred stacyinbean was unstarred
    Image of labyrinthine IS DOING THIS labyrinthine IS DOING THIS
    05/19/09

    In reply to Pirate Helps Poser Walk The Plank
    please tell me I'm not alone in reading "poser" as "poseur". I couldn't figure out why she was being called out.
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    labyrinthine IS DOING THIS was starred labyrinthine IS DOING THIS was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    05/19/09

    @labyrinthine: poser as in model, methinks
     Reply
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    05/19/09

    In reply to Pirate Helps Poser Walk The Plank
    Those shoes were not made for yachting.
     Reply
    pmarble was starred pmarble was unstarred
    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    05/19/09

    @pmarble: I don't see any reason why those shoes were made. They are hella ugly.
     Reply
    onestrawplz was starred onestrawplz was unstarred
    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    05/04/09

    In reply to Orlando & Miranda: Hail/Storm
    Sunglasses when it's raining. No.
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    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    05/04/09

    @DinaRonson : Desperately Seeking Snark: I'm sure that it is so no one will recognize her, as walking around with Orlando Bloom is the best way to go ingognito.
    //
     Reply
    million.dollar.mouth. was starred million.dollar.mouth. was unstarred
    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    05/04/09

    @DinaRonson : Desperately Seeking Snark: I hate when people wear sunglasses in the rain, at night, or on the subway. You are not that important.
     Reply
    onestrawplz was starred onestrawplz was unstarred
    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    05/04/09

    @onestrawplz: Unless they are blind/have some other sort of vision impairment/just had surgery, of course.
     Reply
    onestrawplz was starred onestrawplz was unstarred
    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    05/04/09

    In reply to Orlando & Miranda: Hail/Storm
    Bahaha, here's yet ANOTHER couple wearing chic all-black/brown/leather ensembles in NYC. Color me surprised.
     Reply
    HereComesMyBaby was starred HereComesMyBaby was unstarred
    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    05/04/09

    In reply to Orlando & Miranda: Hail/Storm
    Sorry to be Debbie Downer here, but it makes me sad to see Miranda standing there carrying a Prada bag that I caon only assume costs over 2000 bucks, and see a man digging through the trash not 3 feet away from her. Just makes me sad.
     Reply
    million.dollar.mouth. was starred million.dollar.mouth. was unstarred
    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    05/04/09

    @million.dollar.mouth.:


    Wow, I didn't even see that at first, which makes me even sadder.

     Reply
    AmericanSplendor was starred AmericanSplendor was unstarred
    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    05/04/09

    @AmericanSplendor: @AtomiClash is a ball-cutting cybersuccubus: @MissFiFi: It's just a very visual reminder to me that there the devide between the rich and poor is so incredibley huge. I live in a small town in Vermont, and don't see a lot of homeless people on the street--but when I lived in Boston, it broke my heart every time I saw a homeless person. Like@AtomiClash is a ball-cutting cybersuccubus: I would give as much money as I could whenever saw a homeless person. And@MissFiFi: I once tried to give a leftover pizza from a work party away to a homeless person once, and he wanted no part of it.
     Reply
    million.dollar.mouth. was starred million.dollar.mouth. was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    05/04/09

    In reply to Orlando & Miranda: Hail/Storm
    Is he using his mutant telekinetic ability to drag a cab over to them?
     Reply
    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of hfree hfree
    05/04/09

    @NefariousNewt: Hey man, don't knock it, it's how I turn red lights green.
     Reply
    hfree was starred hfree was unstarred
    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    05/04/09

    In reply to Orlando & Miranda: Hail/Storm
    Man, I used to think Orlando Bloom was the best thing since sliced bread.


    And then I turned 15.

     Reply
    AmericanSplendor was starred AmericanSplendor was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/04/09

    @AmericanSplendor: he reminds me of a good friend's drunkle in that photo... oh, Orlando, where did it go wrong?
     Reply
    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/04/09

    In reply to Orlando & Miranda: Hail/Storm
    Confused by the crosswalk signal, Orlando chose to mimic it's position.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
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