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    Image of kookla kookla
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    Love him or hate him, I admire Eminem's take on addiction. He's not glorifying it, he's not bragging about it, he's not blaming anyone for it. He's owning it.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    I love how when Britney & Madonna & Christina kissed it was considered hot and sensational. Yet when Adam Lambert kisses a man it's disgusting and oh my god, think of the children!
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    Image of Facebones Facebones
    12/03/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Well, if Madge had jammed Britney's face in her crotch, I'm sure we'd would have heard a little more outrage/
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/03/09

    @Facebones: 2:20- that is on ABC.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    OK, the People article about Steve Keaton said he last saw Meredith in July at a Family Ties reunion dinner. When is the next one and can I go?
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    So, Tom. May I call you Tom? Thanks. My future husband is perfect, just as he is.

    Step off.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    Yes, Tina Fey. Free towels rock.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    You know, it's nice to hear such rational, real things come out of Eminem's mouth. He always acted like such a jackass, posturing and putting on a show, so it's really nice to hear him being so honest and, I dunno, respectful.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/03/09

    @DorothyZbornak: Maybe it was the Vicodin talking.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    12/03/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I dunno, in my experience vicodin has a pretty limited vocabulary, starting with "so what?" and ending with "la la la, who cares, where's my cigarettes?"
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/03/09

    @margareita metermaid: Which sort of corresponds with his behavior before rehab!
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    as much as simon le bon broke my teenage heart by getting married, at least he married a gorgeous and tough lady who would probably do the exact same thing i would do if i was married to him. i mean, 20 years of seeing the band perform...it's not like she can sit there with a straight face and say "baby, it was sooo awesome" every. single. time.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    Tom corrects: "I told him he was fat."

    You and me, Ford, outside! You don't say that of Mr Darcy and get away with it.
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    Image of napalmnacey is an angry feminist napalmnacey is an angry feminist
    12/03/09

    @Ailatan: Abso-fuckin'-lutely!
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    Image of immaculate.gaenor immaculate.gaenor
    12/03/09

    @Ailatan: I was just coming here to say that angrily! Mr. Darcy is not fat! He's healthy and robust and he goes swimming at Pemberley and fencing in town and and...YOU SUCK!
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    Candy Spelling. Taking it "private" means you STFU about it in the press.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    Oh Dodai, when you use the word "Nom" in a headline this early in the morning, it just makes me hungry!
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    12/03/09

    @Flackette Goes Retro: I was expecting kittehs.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    There are so many talented musicians out there who never get the recognition they deserve that it is difficult for me to get thrilled about someone getting 8 or 10 Grammy nominations.

    /grump
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    12/03/09

    @GreyCat: Seconded. The Grammys are straight commercial awards, so I'm rarely excited about anyone being nominated for or winning one. It's always the same 5 artists who are played every 5 minutes on the radio, so where's the suspense?
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    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    12/03/09

    @GreyCat: I think of Grammys not as artistic achievement awards but as "Salesman of the Year" awards.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    I love that Zoe Saldana quote so much, I want to marry it.
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    12/03/09

    @Hooplehead: I read it and immediately pumped my fist in the air.

    My work gets me, which is good.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    12/03/09

    @Hooplehead: Me too. I haven't really cared for anything she's done since, like, Center Stage, but this quote is pretty awesome. It pretty much sums up my whole life philosophy...
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    Image of Snizzy-Snazz Bullets Snizzy-Snazz Bullets
    12/03/09

    @Hooplehead: I love that quote so much, I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
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    12/03/09

    @TurtleSpeak: Have you seen the new Star Trek? I liked her a lot in that, her character was powerful and fiercely intelligent.
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment Snizzy-Snazz Bullets was starred Snizzy-Snazz Bullets was unstarred
    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    That USA Today piece on Viggo Mortensen failed to include this quote from Ronniedobbs, lover of Eastern Promises: "Viggo was so hot in that naked steamroom fight that my heart still flutters when I think about it."
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/03/09

    @ronniedobbs: i'll sleep barefoot outside a mountain with his aging hippie ass any day of the week.
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    Image of ragincajun67 ragincajun67
    12/03/09

    @ronniedobbs: And longtime Viggo supporter RaginCajun67 adds, "The fact that Viggo actually created his character's paintings for A Perfect Murder demonstrates his commitment to his roles--plus he's HAWT!"
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    12/03/09

    @ronniedobbs: My heart flutters whenever I think about Viggo period. I can't think of a movie that wasn't made infinitely better by his role in it. Amazing actor. Poet. Musician.

    And easy on the eyes.
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    Image of Sev Sev
    12/03/09

    @ronniedobbs: Viggo was so hot in Eastern Promises period.

    SIGH...

    Sorry, what was the topic again?
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Sev was starred Sev was unstarred
    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    12/03/09

    @J.D.Regent: Right? Now, any man who won't go barefoot is officially a punk.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/03/09

    @ragincajun67: unfortunately, his poetry is terrible (you can find it on the interwebs I think) but it's not like he'd be the first awful poet I went "camping" with.
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    Image of rowingrowingrowing rowingrowingrowing
    12/03/09

    @J.D.Regent: I know, right? I am embarrassed to think of how many crappy poets I went backpacking with in my 20's (who thought of themselves, of course, as outdoor nature men, but then couldn't figure out how to pitch a tent and came home with giardia because they didn't think it was necessary to purify river water).
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    12/03/09

    @rowingrowingrowing: I am now realizing that I have never hung out with a guy who wrote 'poetry' that was ever any good. i've had to do a lot of 'wow...that was really...interesting and intense!" 's in my time.
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    12/03/09

    @margareita metermaid: Ah, yes, the all purpose "interesting and intense" descriptor! It also works for post-bad sex. But I digress.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
    I figured Oprah would have a significant presence on the OWN network. She is, after all, on every cover of O Magazine.
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    Image of PrincessOfPower PrincessOfPower
    12/03/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: there's going to be a small picture of her in the corner of the screen during every broadcast.
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    TurtleSpeak promoted this comment PrincessOfPower was starred PrincessOfPower was unstarred
    Image of AngelaDemonice AngelaDemonice
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
    I agree with them calling Down Syndrome abortions "social abortions" because it brings to light, that the only reason to abort those children is to have a socially accepted child the next time.

    This goes for those people seeking to find a way to test for Autistic children, so parents don't have to deal with the "further pain" of having a child who is different.

    I have Asperger's Syndrome, and I think organizations like CAN which seek to find ways to use eugenics against people on the Autism spectrum are terrible.
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    Image of Her Grace Her Grace
    11/10/09

    @AngelaDemonice: We always need more of us on the spectrum around here. Welcome. #abortions
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    11/11/09

    @AngelaDemonice: Holy conflation batman! Down syndrome also exists along a spectrum, but the people you see out and about living a certain adapted life is not the majority. There exist a multitude of Down syndrome individuals with severe mental retardation, congenital heart defects and other seriously life impeding issues. Having seen it from up close I would never fault anybody for terminating a pregnancy with trisomy-21 diagnosis, since rearing a child like that can mean a road of hardship and exhaustion, not to forget the Sisyphean American struggle to have specialistic care funded and organised. It's not exactly a choice of convenience. #abortions
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