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- Lindsay Lohan will appear on SIX EPISODES of Ugly Betty, including the season finale. LL will play an old classmate of Betty's who is down on her luck. Naomi Campbell, Christian Siriano, Victoria Beckham and now Lindsay? It's official: Ugly Betty is the new Love Boat. [TMZ]
- Oooh, Lindsay's mugshot is being used in a drunk driving ad. [Reuters]
- Courtney Love was in the hospital over the weekend; homegirl has strep throat! Stay away. (Not that you needed a warning.) [Mirror]
- Thirty guests attended Jamie Lynn Spears's baby shower in Kentwood, LA on Saturday and big sis Britney was one of them. The ladies sat in a circle and opened gifts and nothing scandalous happened, yawn. [People]
- Britney hadn't been in her hometown since early 2007. Bet she misses some Southern cooking. [People]
- Miley Cyrus appeared at the Disney Channel Games concert Saturday night and thanked fans, saying: "Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you." Then she took her top off. Kidding! [People]
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- Is there a Heath Ledger love child? When Heath was 17, he dated a 25-year-old woman who gave birth to a baby girl after the relationship ended. [People]
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday. [Star]
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt did not get married and were not even in New Orleans. They were in Texas, where Brad is shooting a film. [People]
- Sarah Jessica Parker's 5-year-old son James is an Obama supporter. [People]
- Amy Winehouse's husband, Blake Incarcerated, was attacked by fellow inmates in prison because they were convinced he had a secret stash of heroin. Blake has failed three drug tests while in Pentonville Prison and spends a lot of time in solitary confinement. [ONTD]
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- Amy Winehouse arrived at Pentonville prison for a visit with the hubs wearing a puffy heart-shaped pin that read "Blake." Unfortunately, she was turned away, because she was late and visiting hours were over. These tears dry on their own. [The Sun]
- Rikki Rockett of Poison was arrested on a rape warrant as he stepped off of a flight from New Zealand at LAX on Monday. Can Bret Michaels stop frenching blow-up dolls long enough to help an old friend out? [TMZ]
- Grey's Anatomy hottie Justin Chambers speaks out about his sleep disorder: "It's a biological sleep disorder. Your mind keeps racing, and your body is tired. It wants to go to sleep, but it can't." Hmm, maybe that's why he has 5 kids? [People]
- "I'm not sure I can sing 'Holiday' or 'Like A Virgin' ever again. I just can't. Unless somebody paid me like $30 million or something. [Like if] some Russian guy wants me to come to the wedding he's going to have to a 17-year-old." —Madonna. [People]
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Priscilla Presley is allegedly one of the many victims of Argentine doctor Daniel Serrano, who has been charged with
injecting his patients with a low grade silicone, similar to the kind used to lubricate auto parts. Word is that Serrano smuggled this shady silicone into the U.S. and charged up to $500 an hour to inject it into his patients. Considering Priscilla's curiously immobile face, girlfriend should SUE! •
Jeremy Piven is the new
"face" of manbag purveyor Johnston and Murphy. Does every product need a "face" now? What's next, Turtle for Tropicana? •
Orlando Bloom and his model/girlfriend
Miranda Kerr were spotted having a
romantic dinner yesterday. Neato. [
Dlisted,
Perez,
Just Jared]
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- Halle Berry's baby has 3 nurseries in different homes, all done in all whites, neutrals and organics. Cost? $60K. [Rush & Molloy]
- And ooh, Halle Berry's baby will learn to speak French! Because her daddy is from Quebec! Très mignon! [People]
- A Snoop Dogg quote, presented without comment: "How many ugly women selling records? None! Only the pretty ones sell records — Beyoncé, Mary J. The ugly ones just be singing their little hearts out but don't get no sales. You beautiful on the inside, baby." [Mirror]
- Amy Winehouse will get $1 million to sing at a party thrown by George Clooney and Julia Roberts and hosted by Giorgio Armani. That kind of cash buys a lot of eyeliner. [Mirror]
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- Ali Lohan tells Teen Vogue: "I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you... It's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have." Oh, no! Isn't there a difference between a creative artist who craves expression and a fame whore? [People]
- Where were Brad and Angelina on Oscar night? At home, relaxing. Basking in their collective hotness, probably. [People]
- Angelina will have her baby in France and it's a girl, if you believe this UK paper. [The Sun]
- John Krasinski and Rashida Jones: It's so on. [ONTD]
- Mile high club! Rhys Ifans and Sienna Miller got frisky on a flight from L.A. to London: Rhys took off his top and jumped half-naked into Sienna's fold-out bed. [Mirror]
- Madonna to other prospective jurors at jury duty: "I'm gonna tell [the court] I'm an unemployed mom." [Page Six]
- Madonna's new album (and her final CD with Warner Bros.) is titled Hard Candy and drops April 29. Can't wait to taste it! [Yahoo News]
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- Avril Lavigne is pregnant! Maybe! [News.com.au]
- Janet Jackson has been asking designers like Badgley Mischka for bridal gown samples! Is she going to marry
that gremlin Jermaine Dupri? [Page Six]
- Janet poses as brother Michael from Off The Wall on the new cover of Vibe. [Concrete Loop]
- Oooooh, George Clooney on the cover of Time! [The.Life. Files]
- Is it a girl for Minnie Driver? She was seen buying girly baby clothes from J. Crew and talking about her pregnancy. [Page Six]
- Pink says her divorce is not about cheating, anger or fighting. She writes on her Web site: "One never knows the future, but mine and Carey's just might involve beach babies and sunshine one day. Just not right now." [People]
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- Dina Lohan says Lindsay's nude pix were "very tastefully done." She adds: "I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor... I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. I wouldn't have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn't do anything with her sister there, that was risqué." [People]
- Jennifer Lopez has checked into the maternity ward at North Shore University Hospital. Repeat: Jennifer Lopez is in the building. Twins to come! [Page Six]
- Matthew McConaughey's unborn baby: It's a boy! A future surfer dude, fer sure. [Gatecrasher]
- Has Jennifer Aniston found love on the set of her new film? A source says she and costar Aaron Eckhart are superclose. [MSNBC]
- Britney Spears has a new lawyer, who went to court yesterday to see about visitation: No changes were made and Britney still cannot see her children. Sources say K-Fed wants Britney to have some visitation rights; plus Brit's Dad Jaime was hoping to create a stable environment — but the court said no. For now. [TMZ]
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- Lindsay Lohan's new guy was engaged... until his fiancée, Bree, found out he was dating Lindsay by seeing the tabloid pictures. It's like, hey, will you marry me? Unless I meet a movie star in rehab? [Gatecrasher]
- Ellen may have cried on TV over the dog she gave away, but behind the scenes her publicist is leaving threatening voicemails. Shit is getting serious! [Page Six]
- But maybe the problem is that the microchip information in the dog was never changed? It's still registered to Mutts and Moms, the adoption organization. [TMZ]
- Meanwhile, the owners of Mutts and Moms have received voice mail and email threats of death and arson. But they refuse to be "bullied around." They have a rule that families with children under 14 are not allowed to adopt small dogs, and Ellen's hairdresser's daughters are 11 and 12. [CBS News]
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- Britney Spears finally got a California driver's license, y'all! Well, an interim license. The real one comes in the mail. This is what we call progress. [People]
- In addition, Britney is "very optimistic" that she will get her kids back after she completes the judge's checklist. Hey, there's power in positive thinking, right? [People]
- Ugh, wait a minute: Did Britney have sex with some random guy while she was on vacation in Hawaii? And did he tape it? Christ. [MSNBC, 2nd item]
- Here's the deal with Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom: They have the same manager, who got married in Mexico over the weekend. They both attended the wedding and "they just gravitated to each other," says a source. [MSNBC]
- Brad Pitt swears he's not a copycat when it comes to Angelina Jolie. In Parade magazine he says he's offended when people say his charity work is result of being with Angie. "That's idiotic," he says. "I do it because I'm a member of the human race." Also because next to her, you look bad doing nothing. [Page Six]
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