Isn't The Swimsuit Just Inherently Evil?

There are few garments I loathe more than the swimsuit. I don't really like going in water, or getting sand in my crotch, or getting urinary tract infections from the sand and sweat and chlorinated water in my crotch, or being reminded of how unforgivably white my skin is, or how inexplicably tan everyone else managed… » 5/15/08 2:00pm 5/15/08 2:00pm