Judge Rules Your Right to a Swinging Sex Party Is Not Guaranteed By The Constitution
If you were planning on hosting a swingers’ party anytime soon, be warned of an important new development: a federal judge has just ruled that unless swingers’ parties advocate for a certain lifestyle or feature a performance element, they’re not protected by the first amendment. And if you’re throwing the party,…
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Says He Only Went to Like Four Orgies a Year
Dominique Strauss-Kahn began his testimony yesterday in his trial for "pimping," and we finally got to hear former International Monetary Fund head's defense for participating in lavish orgies in Paris and Washington. Strauss-Kahn's defense, nutshelled: He only went to four orgies a year, and he was totally unaware…
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Is Trying to Rebrand Himself As a Libertine, Not a Rapist
It must be nice to be Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Sure, his collection of unsavory sexual assault allegations cost him his presidential aspirations and his job at IMF, but now he has a new consulting company (and women who are more than happy to work with him), lecture gigs, and a handy justification for his actions,…
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Stars in World's Least Surprising Gang Rape Accusation
Dominique Strauss-Kahn, he of the New York hotel maid rape accusation and the French journalist rape accusation and the illegal prostitution ring scandal accusation, has just been accused of participating in the gang rape of a prostitute at the W Hotel in Washington, DC. Excuse me while I take a nap of surprise.
Love & Other Indoor Sports
"Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills." Wait, didn't we do this back in 2007? [Vintage Ads]

