Scary New Machine Scans Your Face And Decides Whether To Give You A…


If you're one of those people who can make a meal of walking around the grocery store snagging free samples, there's a new machine that is poised to ruin your dinner for the foreseeable future. It's a robot called the "iSample Experience" that was developed by Kraft Foods, in conjunction with Intel Corp., and it is… » 12/28/11 5:00pm 12/28/11 5:00pm

Rush Limbaugh Dubs New Type Of Oreo The "Or-Bam-Eo"

Thank goodness we have Rush Limbaugh to explain Kraft's ulterior motive for launching the Triple Double Oreo, an Oreo with three cookies and both vanilla and chocolate cream filling. Apparently it's actually a "biracial cookie," and thus it should be called the "Or-Bam-eo." Oh, Rush! This is almost as hilarious as… » 8/17/11 9:27pm 8/17/11 9:27pm