Scary New Machine Scans Your Face And Decides Whether To Give You A Treat

If you're one of those people who can make a meal of walking around the grocery store snagging free samples, there's a new machine that is poised to ruin your dinner for the foreseeable future. It's a robot called the "iSample Experience" that was developed by Kraft Foods, in conjunction with Intel Corp., and it is…
Rush Limbaugh Dubs New Type Of Oreo The "Or-Bam-Eo"
Thank goodness we have Rush Limbaugh to explain Kraft's ulterior motive for launching the Triple Double Oreo, an Oreo with three cookies and both vanilla and chocolate cream filling. Apparently it's actually a "biracial cookie," and thus it should be called the "Or-Bam-eo." Oh, Rush! This is almost as hilarious as…
Trojan Explains How To Prevent "Mistakes" • Palin Takes Book Tour To Fort Hood
• The consequences of unprotected sex are pretty obvious nine months later, but this ad from Trojan shows there can also be unforeseen consequences 32 years later when your "mistake" is annoying other people in a movie theater. •
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Chinese Oreos
Kraft has reformulated Oreos to appeal to Chinese consumers, including making the cookies less sweet and creating Oreo wafers, which are more appealing to the Chinese than cookies. Watch the video after the jump.
