INT. CONCERT HALL, EVENING - People are taking their seats for an opera. Everyone is well-dressed.

ESTABLISHING - full frame of HYENA in black gown, gracefully taking her seat.

MED REV ANGLE - STAGE - a CLOWN comes pantomimes various moves - into:

MONTAGE of CLOWN acting out scenes of a story - time passes.

INTERCUT EXTREME CLOSEUPs of HYENA opening and draining an ORANGINA with a straw.

MUSIC STING - WIDE ON CLOWN - Pleads to the heavens in a sweeping gesture of despair.

THE HALL GOES SILENT - SLURRRRP!

ECU ON ORANGINA bottle - HYENA has drained it.

RAPID CUTS CU - HYENA howling with laughter.

WIDER - to whole row of seats.

WIDER STILL - to full audience.

OTHER AUDIENCE MEMBERS stare disapprovingly @ HYENA

CLOSE-UP - HYENA pauses, self-consciously looks to either side, wipes away a tear of laughter.

REVERSE ANGLE, OVER THE SHOULDER (of HYENA) to

ZOOM on CLOWN - whose red nose falls off.

CLOSE-UP - HYENA - bursts into fit of laughter again.

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All I'm saying is that some weird shit happens in France.

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I will still continue to drink Orangina, though. Because it's delicious.

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