Stealing liberally from TLC, Oprah Winfrey's OWN network has ordered a full series of Crazy.Sexy.Life, a reality television show about four black women living in Harlem.

At seven o'clock last night (like an early bird special), Rosie O'Donnell appeared on the set of her new show, Rosie, which would supposedly save Oprah Winfrey's network. We'll go ahead and rip off the bandage right now: it won't.

On Ask Oprah's All Stars, Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil and Suze Orman address audience concerns. Tonight, a lesbian couple asked if they should circumcise their son; instead, they received loads of frank penis talk from Orman and host Gayle King.

The Oprah Winfrey Network was born today! Now you can watch as many shows about Oprah, Oprah's celebrity-friends, self-improvement philosophers, love bowls, and Miracle Detectives as you want. Will people tune in and "OWN it," lol, or ignore it?

Well. It certainly looks powerful and in-your-face. It's practically daring you to change the channel. More info here and here.

Let's hope not. Because that would just be cold. [EW, Forbes]

[New York, April 8. Image via AP]