Bryan Safi explains we can't mess with marriage, because it's been around for "like, a gabillion years." And! "In all the history of all the world, nothing changes." A video clip made of win, after the jump. [Current]
Blogger Perez Hilton is alleging, in typically classy fashion, that the Miss California pageant paid for Carrie Prejean to get breast implants between the Miss California and Miss USA competitions. But is it true?