London Olympics Opening Ceremony to Feature Long-Awaited Battle Between Mary Poppins and Voldemort

When the Olympic flame finally reaches its 17-day home in London's Stratford district, it will be greeted by enough pomp and circumstance to permanently overstimulate even the most bizarre Olympics mascots. According to reports from people who have seen Opening Ceremony rehearsals, Friday night's spectacle will… »7/24/12 5:40pm7/24/12 5:40pm