Are you ready for all the fuckery that’s about to be bestowed upon us in season 2 of Empire? Let’s sing aggressively and passionately amongst ourselves tonight as the drama unfolds.
Last week one of you brilliant readers suggested we create a space on this site for chatting about all of our makeups and hair craps. Here is that space! Every Monday, we’d love to hear about your weekend trips to Sephora, party makeup fails, broken compacts and any other beauty-related nonsense you’d like to share.
Let’s kick tonight off with a personal anthem of mine. A little tune to get you pumped up for a very special Saturday night, whether it involves eating a bowl of cheese and putting on a snail mucus mask, or an adventure that may result in one of your shoes being left in a gutter.
A small child completely freaks out after noticing a dark, shady figure following her. It’s her own shadow! We can all relate to this little girl, can’t we? We can all be fearful of our own selves, sometimes. Think about that for a minute.
A very happy Labor Day open thread to you from Mary Harris Jones, better known as Mother Jones, one of the greatest figures in all of American history, who organized and rallied thousands of railroad workers, garment workers, textile workers, steel workers and miners, and whose enemies dubbed her “a notorious and…
Have mercy, Lifetime’s much-anticipated (?) The Unauthorized Full House Story is finally here.
A San Francisco brewery moved into an old Kellogg Co. factory, and decided to conjure up the ghosts of old Pop Tarts and reincarnate them into a new beer.
I have never seen this show called American Crime, but now it is my favorite show. Why? Because Andre 3000 is joining the cast. The actor, Outkast rapper and forever panty-wetter will play an architect named Michael Lacroix in the show’s second season.
This weekend, Clueless, one of the best teen films of all time, is celebrating its 20th anniversary.
It’s the end of the week! Let’s give it up for ourselves for making it through and to Robyn Lively for agreeing to take part in Teen Witch so many, many years ago. This long weekend is the perfect time to watch the best film of the 80s again and ask yourself why Lively isn’t on our screens more of the time.
Another exciting long weekend draws to a close, and as you prepare yourself for work tomorrow by taking an Ambien and then hallucinating that you can watch your computer in 3d (so fun!), take a moment to stop and wish a happy birthday to Jamaica Kincaid.
It’s the Friday night of a long weekend, so we’ve got something special for you: an open thread featuring the dazzling Julia Sugarbaker telling off Miss Georgia for being an awful person. So let’s pretend that we’re Julia and this week was Miss Georgia and smack it down before we go on to the best weekend of our lives.
Mellie has a meeting with Papa Pope, and Liv shares a tearful “goodbye” (yeah right) phone call with Fitz. Tonight is the Scandal season finale. Someone’s gotta die. Might be Jake. Can it please be Quinn.
The hashtag for tonight’s episode is #WhatIsFoxtail? So what is it? If Olivia doesn’t find out, she’s going to bust a cap in someone’s ass (metaphorically). I’m here for it.
Olivia and (most of) the gang are back for this week’s Scandal episode entitled “Lady Sings The Blues” where they’re still angling to take down B613. Meanwhile Mellie is on the defensive against Sally as she climbs the grizzly ladder toward the presidency and Jake is lying down for a long, long, long time.
Rowan Pope and his Ten Commandments-length monologues make a very welcome return on tonight’s Scandal. And look, he’s right on time for the B613 takedown that should be happening any day now.
Remember that Lena Dunham episode from last week? It was the lowest rated of the season so far. Anyway, this week's episode, titled "Put A Ring On It," involves Cyrus' upcoming wedding and David's ongoing B613 takedown.
Lena Dunham guest stars in tonight's episode of Scandal. It will either be bad or not so bad. In other news, what's gonna happen to Huck now that he's snitched on B613? No one has died in a long time...
Remember Olivia's neighbor Lois who was murdered while Liv was being kidnapped and taken to that prison where she tried to escape by using an underwire from her bra but failed and then got rescued anyway by the former Gladiator who's also Desmond from Lost? Yeah, that lady. This episode is all about her.
Olivia Pope is back in the Gladiator building, but something tells me she won't be the same after being kidnapped and locked in a prison for who knows how long without conditioner. LET'S TALK.
