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pax
11/18/08

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Any teacher can tell you...READ CAREFULLY anything that you plan to offer the kiddies BEFORE you give it to them!
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rollergirl76
11/18/08

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The stick woman on the right looks like she's in the middle of a cheer. GOOOO TEAM!!!
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CrankyOldBroad
11/18/08

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I'll take a dozen copies for stocking stuffers, kthx.
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girlontop
11/18/08

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Wait, so who is the intended audience of this tub sex booklet?
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Dr Steve Brule
11/18/08

@girlontop: ....Tub girl?
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clevernamehere
11/18/08

@Dr Steve Brule: Unnecessary.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
11/18/08

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Sex in the tub is a no for the same reason as sex in the pool/hot tub/ocean etc. Not only for the possibility of bodily injury, also for the disruption of the extremely sensitive pH in the small area. Ahem. BV is not where it's at.
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Devonna
11/18/08

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I discovered my parents' copy of The Joy of Sex in 4th grade. So this wouldn't have been that big of a deal to me and my little 4th grade friends (because they all came over to read it, and most of their parents had copies too.)

But what was this book doing in a supermarket? My local Cub has some romance novels up front, but that's about it.
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morninggloria
11/18/08

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That more closely resembles a chart of how to severely beat someone who is in a bathtub using only parts of your body. The ponytailed one's body language is almost homocidal.
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AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
11/18/08

@morninggloria: LOL I guess I never knew that Stickman was that good with his "stick", she's really having fun. Or she's trying to kill him, or both, I really don't know what does it for Stickpeople.
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iheartapocalypse
11/18/08

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How do you do the "fiver" and how does it change the world?
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
11/18/08

@iheartapocalypse: A fiver is £5, not sure how the world gets changed though.
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pandorasmittens
11/18/08

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Also, sex in the tub is rarely fun-it can even be dangerous. Remember that episode of The Golden Girls where the girls' frozen heads get back together for a chat? Bathtub sex KILLED Blanche!
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R_Claw
11/18/08

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How do I get my hands on this book? Details please.
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
11/18/08

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This is obviously Barack Obama's left wing conspiracy to sexualize the world's children.
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heykoukla
11/18/08

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I remember once going on a school excursion to McDonalds, to learn about "commerce." We came away with a sticker. Kids today don't know how lucky they are.
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devilchyld22
11/18/08

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This requires no snarky comment.

It's too funny on its own.
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hatepaperdoll
11/18/08

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Both of those positions look supremely uncomfortable, mostly because of the inclusion of the tub.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
11/18/08

@hatepaperdoll: Indeed, wouldn't everything get all wrinkly and shriveled- well even more so? Plus hot tap burns are just dangerous.
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BabyJane
11/18/08

@hatepaperdoll: Good point, although the woman on the right seems to be very enthusiastic.
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stacyinbean
11/18/08

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From the article:

"Sainsbury's - whose advertising slogan is Try Something New Today."

Indeed Sainsbury's, indeed.
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