This Week In French Tabloids: Rihanna Is 'Craqué' for Benzema!

Welcome to a special Thursday edition of Midweek Madness, where we go to France, see Jurassic World with French subtitles, spot a billboard outside the theater for a tabloid called Oops! (the tagline is “Les scoops, c’est oops!”), run to the nearest newsstand, see Rihanna on the cover of its latest issue, and throw… »6/18/15 7:10pm6/18/15 7:10pm

​We Are All This Woman Who Got Caught Rapping to Salt-N-Pepa

Ever since I first watched Motormouth, that VH1 show where people would unknowingly be taped in their cars singing along to their car jams—A VERY VULNERABLE MOMENT I MIGHT ADD—I have been pretty afraid of um, secretly being filmed going to town on a song in the car. So this woman whose husband caught her rapping to… »11/16/14 6:19pm11/16/14 6:19pm

People Are Pretty Offended By Kat Von D's 'Celebutard' Lipstick

Here's a sort of obvious piece of advice — if you're looking to market a product to a large audience and don't want potential customers to feel alienated by whatever it is you're selling, it's probably not a good idea to name your product anything that involves the word "retard." Granted, I am not a marketing expert,… »11/08/13 12:10pm11/08/13 12:10pm

LOL: Fox News Accidentally Uses Photo of Gay Couple To Illustrate Traditional Gender Roles

Another day, another heteronormative "family values"-promoting Susanne Venker piece on Fox News about these crazy Modern Independent Women with their shoulder pads and their college degrees who let feminists delude them into thinking that they're anything besides a dude's Happy Sauce receptacle. ("Those of us with… »2/09/13 1:21pm2/09/13 1:21pm

Lolo Jones Accidentally Talks Smack to Paralyzed Rutgers Football Player

Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones who, let's be honest, really can't catch a fucking break, accidentally wandered into a whole bog of Twitter quicksand when she responded to former Rutgers defensive tackle Eric LeGrand's jocular challenge to race. After LeGrand tweeted "want to race me?," Jones answered, "Get Checked for a… »10/04/12 10:00am10/04/12 10:00am

Newspaper Accidentally Thanks Local Man For "Pleasing 15 Women" For An Entire Day

If you weren't sure how much of a BMOC one George Brownridge was, this newspaper accidentally (but resplendently!) thanks Brownridge for giving 15 women one full day of nonstop pleasure until they were "exhausted, satisfied," and looking forward to next year. The following week, the paper clarified that they were… »7/24/12 9:15pm7/24/12 9:15pm