People Are Going Apeshit Over Allure's Beauty Box Disaster

Allure's springtime Beauty Box is something plenty of women look forward to every year. Filled with full-sized hair, beauty, and hygienic products, it's quite the bargain. It's sells out like lightning, and people tend to lose their goddamn minds over it. So you can imagine just how people felt when Allure's site… » 5/07/14 3:45pm 5/07/14 3:45pm

People Are Pretty Offended By Kat Von D's 'Celebutard' Lipstick

Here's a sort of obvious piece of advice — if you're looking to market a product to a large audience and don't want potential customers to feel alienated by whatever it is you're selling, it's probably not a good idea to name your product anything that involves the word "retard." Granted, I am not a marketing expert,… » 11/08/13 12:10pm 11/08/13 12:10pm

LOL: Fox News Accidentally Uses Photo of Gay Couple To Illustrate…

Another day, another heteronormative "family values"-promoting Susanne Venker piece on Fox News about these crazy Modern Independent Women with their shoulder pads and their college degrees who let feminists delude them into thinking that they're anything besides a dude's Happy Sauce receptacle. ("Those of us with… » 2/09/13 1:21pm 2/09/13 1:21pm

Lolo Jones Accidentally Talks Smack to Paralyzed Rutgers Football Player

Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones who, let's be honest, really can't catch a fucking break, accidentally wandered into a whole bog of Twitter quicksand when she responded to former Rutgers defensive tackle Eric LeGrand's jocular challenge to race. After LeGrand tweeted "want to race me?," Jones answered, "Get Checked for a… » 10/04/12 10:00am 10/04/12 10:00am

Newspaper Accidentally Thanks Local Man For "Pleasing 15 Women" For An…

If you weren't sure how much of a BMOC one George Brownridge was, this newspaper accidentally (but resplendently!) thanks Brownridge for giving 15 women one full day of nonstop pleasure until they were "exhausted, satisfied," and looking forward to next year. The following week, the paper clarified that they were… » 7/24/12 9:15pm 7/24/12 9:15pm

Good News: The 2012 Apocalypse Isn't Happening After All

Phew. You guys, take a deep breath and release all the tension you've been storing in your neck about the upcoming apocalypse—because it ain't happening. Seriously? Yes. Archaeologists have just discovered a previously hidden mural inside an ancient Mayan house that offers insight into all kinds of things—like the… » 5/10/12 11:55pm 5/10/12 11:55pm

Cyndi Lauper Flubs National Anthem During U.S. Open 9/11 Memorial

From now on anyone performing the National Anthem should write the line "O'er the ramparts we watch'd were so gallantly streaming" on their hand. Last night Cyndi Lauper flubbed the line (which Christina Aguilera botched earlier this year) immediately after a moment of silence for the victims of 9/11 at the U.S.… » 9/11/11 8:39pm 9/11/11 8:39pm