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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    i always told nancy to watch out
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    bess marvin, girl detective was starred bess marvin, girl detective was unstarred
    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    Dear The Onion,


    Nancy Drew was a saint. DO NOT FUCK WITH ND.


    Hearts and stars,

    Bunsen Honeydew

     Reply
    Bunsen Honeydew was starred Bunsen Honeydew was unstarred
    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    I know who really did it!!! It was RED HERRING!!!!
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    KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was starred KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was unstarred
    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    where's George Fayne?! I hope she issues a statement.
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    zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was starred zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was unstarred
    Image of Stroopwafels Stroopwafels
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    I blame Bess. She was always to chipper for my tastes!
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    Stroopwafels was starred Stroopwafels was unstarred
    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/26/09

    @Stroopwafels: you know her plump self secretly resented Nancy for being the main blonde -_-
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    zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was starred zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was unstarred
    Image of hovy hovy
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    I bet that asshole Jupiter Jones set Nancy up after she turned his fat ass down for a date.
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    Image of DexterHaven DexterHaven
    05/26/09

    @hovy: Jupiter Jones! OMG! I loved those books! I had a crush on Pete Crenshaw. The tunnels.. *drifts off in reminiscence*
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    Image of RayneDear RayneDear
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    I have The Hidden Staircase on my DVR right now. I LOVE YOU NANCY!! And I don't mean the new fake Nancy.
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    Image of Mayonegg Mayonegg
    05/26/09

    @RayneDear: The hidden staircase was always my favorite book of the bunch. I was always searching our house to find one, getting in trouble for peeling back wallpaper..
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/26/09

    @Mayonegg i loved the one about a ghost horse at the ranch and the heart shaped gold.
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    zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was starred zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was unstarred
    Image of pickles.and.olives pickles.and.olives
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    I would hazard that the Hardy Boys are involved.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/26/09

    @pickles.and.olives: Well, at least their father is but knowing him he's probably tied up on an island somewhere and the Hardy Boys are on their way to hide the evidence.
     Reply
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    Ms. Drew can do no wrong. I always loved that she was created around 1930...it always gave me a nice surprise to know that I was still enjoying something that had been enjoyed ~70 years ago, by girls like me. Although I probably read the 60's version (although I think it was updated again in the 80's), and I always kind of wish I'm reading the original version of things.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/26/09

    @randomnessish: Did you know that the original Nancy Drew wore flapper outfits and drove too fast in a racy car? True story, she used to be a bad ass and then the original publisher's daughter took over and she totally revamped Nancy's whole image, going back into the old books and editing them.
     Reply
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    Image of Whiskey and Popcorn Whiskey and Popcorn
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    In New York Cities War On Crime, The Worst Criminal Offenders Are Pursued By The Detectives Of The Major Case Squad- Goren and Eames are on to you, Nancy. He's gonna come and bend over at the waist right next to you in an enclosed space till you confess. Give up now.
     Reply
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    I'm sure Ned Nickerson disapproves. He was always a party pooper.
     Reply
    save jinger was starred save jinger was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    I'm pretty sure this is a lie, and I'm going to get Encyclopedia Brown to help me prove it.
     Reply
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    05/26/09

    @hortense: You KNOW she was behind the theft of Harriet's notebook.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    05/26/09

    @hortense: I found a mistake in an Encyclopedia Brown story (involving a teardrop!) and my mother wouldn't let me send an angry letter to the author. I was filled with righteous anger.
     Reply
    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/26/09

    @hortense: Bugs Meany is to blame, of this I am sure
     Reply
    zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was starred zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/26/09

    In reply to The Girl Detective
    What a sneaky whore!
     Reply
    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porn Misleading Kids About The True Nature Of Sex
    I agree w/ this newscast. I mean up until last month, I didn't know that it was ok to have sex w/ only one person. Color me shocked!
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porn Misleading Kids About The True Nature Of Sex
    I get their point, but I have heard it said that modern porn leads boys to expect butt sex as par for the sexy-time course.


    And that? I find terrifying.

     Reply
    saintbernadette was starred saintbernadette was unstarred
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