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    11/13/09

    In reply to Gothic Archness
    But what is the right thing to say to a recently deflowered girl? #edwardgorey
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Gothic Archness
    Just over $8 on Amazon! Clean em out Jezzies. #edwardgorey
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Gothic Archness
    Oooh, this is the one that tells you what to say if you've been deflowered by the ghost of Rudolph Valentino during a seance! I saw a scanned copy of it online. It's great, like all of Edward Gorey's books. #edwardgorey
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    11/13/09

    @GreyEminence: I will pay you Tuesday for a link today! #edwardgorey
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Gothic Archness
    My holiday shopping just got a heckuva lot simpler. #edwardgorey
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Gothic Archness
    L is for likepenguins, who just had a coronary from excitement. #edwardgorey
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    11/13/09

    @likepenguins: W is for wtfox?! who cried WTF?! AWESOME! #edwardgorey
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Gothic Archness
    I NEED THIS BOOK! #edwardgorey
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Gothic Archness
    I am going to buy this. I AM GOING TO DO THIS.

    I need to let that go. #edwardgorey
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    08/13/09

    In reply to House Of Yes
    Alan Rickman reading Return of the Native made me want to keep driving.
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    08/13/09

    In reply to House Of Yes
    Can I get a falafel with hot sauce, a selzer, and a side of hell to the yes?

    I love her.
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    08/13/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: NO TEDDY ROGERS!
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    07/01/09

    In reply to French Hiss
    All I want to know is where can I get that skirt! Love it!
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    07/01/09

    In reply to French Hiss
    So you godless Americans expect us god-fearing Europeans to open our shops on the Lord's day? Blasphemy!
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    07/01/09

    @counterclockwise: Is my atheism privilege showing?
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    07/01/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): Showing?! It's radiating!
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    07/01/09

    In reply to French Hiss
    Seriously, either everyone needs to read the article linked or Jez needs to make the story a little more clear. This has nothing to do with elitism and everything to do with the fact that stores in France are closed by law on Sunday. Sarkozy had to call a few stores and ask them to open for the Obama's in VIOLATION of French law.

    I love Michell and I have a feeling she (and the Obama's) are being used as a scapegoat for Sarkozy to introduce a new law.

    I would like to think that the Obama's would have found something else to do on a Sunday if they knew all the stores were closed.
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    07/01/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Wait...we should READ the article??! I don't have time for that!

    You elitist!
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    07/01/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): I'm going to introduce a bill so that no one has to read linked articles ever. It's embarrassing to me.
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    07/01/09

    In reply to French Hiss
    The Obamas were well to-do before he became President? I mean they wouldn't have opened the store for them, but I'm sure if they were in Paris on a visit, she would have gone to Hermes.


    Sidenote: Ahhh that was my biggest culture shock when I was in Paris. NOTHING IS OPEN ON SUNDAYS, and some people (and grocery stores) enjoy extending that to Mondays. Oh and when there's a greve, everything is closed in solidarity. Including TV.

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    Image of VioletBlue VioletBlue
    07/01/09

    @thatonegirlsays: And I complain about grocery stores not being allowed to sell alcohol and the "package stores" not being open on Sunday in Georgia. I guess the church speaks even louder in Europe. Would they please STFU?
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    07/01/09

    @VioletBlue:


    it has nothing to do with religion. The USA is the most religious western country. Europe is a lot more secular.

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    07/01/09

    @VioletBlue: CT is dry on Sunday too -- so stupid.
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    07/01/09

    @VioletBlue: I arrived for my semester abroad on a Saturday, the next day I woke up with a hankering for, um, food and there were no grocery stores open. I did find a bakery after a good little walk. The good thing about greves (strikes) is that they give you advance warning so you know to plan ahead and be sure you have your food in case the stores are shut. Oh and @Maritsa: I used to live in Texas and I remember once my mom tried to buy a 6 pack of beer at HEB on a Sunday and the checker looked at my mom like she was an alchy.
    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza:
    Well, something being closed on Sunday in an historically Catholic country does at its root have to do with religion. It has evolved into something else (the French desire to reject the Anglo-Saxon over-work week), but it began because Sundays are supposed to be a day of worship.
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    07/01/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I disagree that it has "nothing" to do with religion. Yes Europe is more secular, but the Sunday thing is at least partly a holdover from more religious times. Obviously they could have abolished it if they wanted to - and I don't think it's religious anymore - but let's not act like it has no connection to religion. I mean, it's Sunday, the Christian Sabbath - it's not like they say "Hey, it's Tuesday, let's close up shop!"
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    Image of RedLineRage RedLineRage
    07/01/09

    @thatonegirlsays: My god! The exact same thing happened to me when I arrived for my semester abroad. I was confused as to why all the grocery stores were closed...
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    07/01/09

    @RedLineRage: but there are a number of stores open on Sunday. I lived in the 6th, and you could find all kinds of places -- bookstores, fruit and vegetable markets, certainly bakeries and restos.


    What isn't open are boutiques and department stores. If the Obamas had wanted to stroll around, and do a little shopping, they could have. Unfortunately, presidential families can't just take their time and windowshop.

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    07/01/09

    In reply to French Hiss
    I'm sure Sarkozy isn't just intorducing this law because of the Obama experience.


    Personally, mandatory non-shopping Sundays appeal to me - no one needs to work more than they already do.


    4 day workweek FTW!

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    07/01/09

    @fireflyinjuly: yeah, that's a good point. he could very well be using this incident to bring attention to the law he's introduced.
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    07/01/09

    In reply to French Hiss
    France's Communist Party issued this statement regarding the Obamas: We don't want to talk to you no more, you J Crew wearing animal food trough wiper. We fart in a generally western direction. Your mother was a Muslin and your father smelt of elderberries. You don't frighten us, American pig dogs. Go and boil your buff arms, you children of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Obama King,' you and all your silly American Dem-O-Craps!
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    07/01/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Is there anyone else up there we can talk to?
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    07/01/09

    @mbprice: *Throws cow*
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    07/01/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I <3 you so much right now.
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