I Can't Believe There Was a Hey Dude Cast Reunion and I MISSED IT


Hey Dude was my very first favorite show. I'm not counting cartoons and Sesame Street and stuff, because that's just ON when you're a kid and you don't really choose it. Hey Dude's the first show where I remember seeing commercials for it on Nickelodeon, thinking to myself, "Oh, yeah. That is my kind of show," and… » 6/14/14 5:30pm 6/14/14 5:30pm

Noodle Shop's 'Hangover Taxi' Service Is Best Idea In Human History

A London noodle shop has introduced a service it's calling a "hangover taxi" that is everything it sounds like and more. Hurting revelers are picked up from their house and taken to work in a car with a hot bowl of noodles, orange juice, sunglasses, breath mints, and hangover meds. In other news, I am moving to… » 12/17/13 12:50pm 12/17/13 12:50pm

Baby Falls Out of Window, Is Caught by Joe Torre's Daughter

Today in hahahahdskjhksdghsdgfkdshfskdhfjsfhwghhggjh, Cristina Torre — a 44-year-old New Yorker who just happens to be the daughter of legendary MLB manager and catcher Joe Torre (THE CATCHER PART IS IMPORTANT LATER)—was walking down the street in Brooklyn when she saw a 1-year-old baby fall from a second-story fire… » 6/20/13 3:20pm 6/20/13 3:20pm

Magic Johnson's Gay Son Is the Most Fabulous Gay Son of All Time

Is it offensive to call gay people "fabulous"? I'm asking that sincerely—I don't want to contribute to any social pressure or perpetuate any damaging stereotypes about gay people being fabulous or not being fabulous. But when a person—gay or straight or in between or neither!—just really intensely preternaturally … » 4/02/13 2:40pm 4/02/13 2:40pm

Swedish Official Gleefully Cuts Racist Black Lady Cake, Delights…

I hope you spent the morning warming up your What The Everloving Hell reaction muscles, because this will require you to use all of them. It's the Swedish minister of culture cutting up a taxpayer-funded cake baked to look like a racist caricature of a black woman at the opening of an exhibit about the horrors of… » 4/17/12 12:15pm 4/17/12 12:15pm

Injecting Bath Salts Causes Woman to Lose Arm to Flesh Eating Bacteria


A woman who arrived at a New Orleans hospital with an arm infection left sans one arm, thanks to recreational injections of bath salts, an increasingly popular and incredibly dumb drug that no one should ever use, ever. Seriously. Don't inject yourself with bath salts, you guys. Good lord. » 1/13/12 6:50pm 1/13/12 6:50pm

Conjoined Twins Share A Brain; Science Says "OMG!"

Four-year-old Krista and Tatiana Hogan are the only conjoined twins known to share a piece of brain tissue one of their doctors calls a "thalamic bridge." They seem to be able to feel one another drinking, to taste what the other is eating, even to see things only visible to the other twin. In many ways, they're also… » 5/25/11 3:00pm 5/25/11 3:00pm