Noodle Shop's 'Hangover Taxi' Service Is Best Idea In Human History

A London noodle shop has introduced a service it's calling a "hangover taxi" that is everything it sounds like and more. Hurting revelers are picked up from their house and taken to work in a car with a hot bowl of noodles, orange juice, sunglasses, breath mints, and hangover meds. In other news, I am moving to England. » 12/17/13 12:50pm 12/17/13 12:50pm

Baby Falls Out of Window, Is Caught by Joe Torre's Daughter

Today in hahahahdskjhksdghsdgfkdshfskdhfjsfhwghhggjh, Cristina Torre — a 44-year-old New Yorker who just happens to be the daughter of legendary MLB manager and catcher Joe Torre (THE CATCHER PART IS IMPORTANT LATER)—was walking down the street in Brooklyn when she saw a 1-year-old baby fall from a second-story fire… » 6/20/13 3:20pm 6/20/13 3:20pm

Magic Johnson's Gay Son Is the Most Fabulous Gay Son of All Time

Is it offensive to call gay people "fabulous"? I'm asking that sincerely—I don't want to contribute to any social pressure or perpetuate any damaging stereotypes about gay people being fabulous or not being fabulous. But when a person—gay or straight or in between or neither!—just really intensely preternaturally exudes… » 4/02/13 2:40pm 4/02/13 2:40pm

Swedish Official Gleefully Cuts Racist Black Lady Cake, Delights…

I hope you spent the morning warming up your What The Everloving Hell reaction muscles, because this will require you to use all of them. It's the Swedish minister of culture cutting up a taxpayer-funded cake baked to look like a racist caricature of a black woman at the opening of an exhibit about the horrors of… » 4/17/12 12:15pm 4/17/12 12:15pm