The French Only Use Underwear for Making Omelets, Duh

France is quite a place, isn't it? It's full of candelabras that all sound more or less like Jerry Orbach, crepes, and wormholes that deposit frustrated novelists back among the expatriate writers of 1920s Paris. If all of that weren't enough, France also boasts magic underwear that turns smashed-up eggs into… » 11/23/12 4:30pm 11/23/12 4:30pm