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    Image of cand86 cand86
    12/09/09

    In reply to Teachers Caught In Intimate Moment • Texting Is "The New Lipstick On The Collar"
    Quite honestly, hearing the words "teacher" and "caught", and "sex", in the same sentence, I can only feel relief on realizing that it's between adults.

    Also, I laughed really hard when I read the first sentence of the steak-throwing. And then I just got sad reading the rest of it.
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    12/09/09

    In reply to Teachers Caught In Intimate Moment • Texting Is "The New Lipstick On The Collar"
    I went to that high school, and one of those women was my teacher for two years. This really does not surprise me at all. Nor do I feel that bad for her. She always had some major boundary issues. I'm kind of surprised she didn't get in trouble for something before this
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    Image of Serathen Serathen
    12/09/09

    @colormeroutine: I grew up by that school! (but didn't end up going there). Sort of odd to say Brooklyn Pride for a post about a sex-escandalo but there we have it. Brooklyn pride indeed. It's just rare to read about that part of Brooklyn other than when cricket players get hit by lightning in Marine Park. True story.
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    12/09/09

    @Serathen: Nothing that happens in Marine Park could surprise me. Including someone being smote.
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    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    12/09/09

    In reply to Teachers Caught In Intimate Moment • Texting Is "The New Lipstick On The Collar"
    Would the story about the teachers have been written if it were a heterosexual couple? I doubt it would have been written in the style it was - talking about their tattoos, interviewing 16-year-olds to find out if their teachers were "sexy."

    I guess the bigger question is if the teachers would have been dismissed if they were a hetero couple.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/09/09

    @LoSpaz: I think they probably would have. I mean, I can't have sex at my job and I DON'T work around children.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    12/09/09

    @LoSpaz: Its the Daily News so, well, it would still be tabloidish even if they were hetero. But probably not as much as it is with two "good-looking" young women.

    And I agree with Ms. Skittles. They were undressing in a classroom and that is all it should take.
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    12/09/09

    @LoSpaz: I think they would have been dismissed if they were heterosexual. Undressing and/or engaging in sexual activity on school grounds is a no-no, and doing it while there are students in the building adds another degree of inappropriateness to the mix.
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    Image of doit2julia doit2julia
    12/09/09

    @LoSpaz: Edna Krabappel & Principal Skinner faced the very same thing.
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    Image of shoroko shoroko
    12/09/09

    @LoSpaz: Oh, it definitely wouldn't have. That would be a 'they're damaging our youth' kind of story, not 'lolz lesbians.'

    Though I initially misread it as "getting ready during a talent show" and was very confused. Wouldn't it make sense for them to be changing for a show or whatever? But the "international language of love" line set me straight.
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    Image of lizyfizy lizyfizy
    12/09/09

    @LoSpaz: The story would probably have been written differently, but I'm pretty sure that hetero teachers would have been dismissed. Kids were in the building and if a janitor found them, kids could have as well.
    Also-I think a teacher would have been dismissed if they were masturbating in an abandoned classroom.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/09/09

    @doit2julia: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
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    Image of AnnieGoolahee AnnieGoolahee
    12/09/09

    @thecameralovesyou: I am deeply, deeply in love with you right now.
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    Image of doit2julia doit2julia
    12/09/09

    @thecameralovesyou:
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    Image of doit2julia doit2julia
    12/09/09

    @thecameralovesyou: [www.youtube.com]

    Arggh! I've never been able to figure out how to successfully embed on Jez.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/09/09

    @doit2julia: You did it good kid. You did it good. (My husband heard that clip from the other room and chuckled very loudly)
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/09/09

    @AnnieGoolahee: We should find a closet to make babies in.
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    12/09/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Haha! Good ol' Ralph! Consider yourself hearted to the millionth degree!
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    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    12/09/09

    @Lymed: You are both right about the inappropriate behavior around students. I was just so taken aback by the tone of the story. I shouldn't be but I am.
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    Image of RodetheTrolleywithStanwyck RodetheTrolleywithStanwyck
    12/09/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Thank you for making my day.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    01:06 AM

    @RodetheTrolleywithStanwyck: That's what I'm here for. I'm here for random Ralph quotes.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    01:07 AM

    @enthusiasmflail: Right back atcha!
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    Image of mishmisha mishmisha
    10:36 AM

    @thecameralovesyou: I love this. My husband randomly says this all the time. But seriously, it seems to me that they were probably changing in the classroom for a skit or something, as someone upthread said. They must be desperate for stories.
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    thecameralovesyou promoted this comment Edited by mishmisha at 12/10/09 10:36 AM mishmisha was starred mishmisha was unstarred
    Image of labeled labeled
    12/09/09

    In reply to Teachers Caught In Intimate Moment • Texting Is "The New Lipstick On The Collar"
    I prefer the "hot grits and cast iron skillet" wildly-inappropriate revenge tactic myself.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/09/09

    In reply to Teachers Caught In Intimate Moment • Texting Is "The New Lipstick On The Collar"
    Okay, the malpractice case? I was sitting here all judgmental and "oh cry me a river, you were drinking underage passed out you weenie...OH HOLY SHIT AMPUTATED BOTH LEGS?!"
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/09/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Yeah, that's pretty horrifying. I mean, 12 hours? And no one noticed?
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/09/09

    @NellMood: Seriously, I thought the end was going to be that she got drawn on or puked on herself and got a rash from the vomit or something.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/09/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Yeah. My sympathy-o-meter went from "oh please" to "THE HELL?!?"
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/09/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I can't even imagine. That's a pretty scary consequence to drinking more than you can handle.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/09/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Yeah, that's going in my "terrify the young'uns" file for sure. Don't drink until you're legal, you could lose both of your legs! .... also, aaaagh!
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    Image of Dauphine Dauphine
    12/09/09

    @NellMood: No one noticed when that woman keeled over dead in a hospital last year (or a couple of years, now).
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    NellMood promoted this comment Dauphine was starred Dauphine was unstarred
    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/09/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Right! Whatever happened to the good old days when kids would wait until their twenty-first birthday to do crazy, potentially deadly shit with alcohol?

    Something tells me this lady will have a rather low-key birthday next year. I hope.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/09/09

    @Dauphine: Yeah, I thought about her when I was reading this article. I understand that some ERs are dangerously understaffed, and that's a huge problem, but someone should have noticed that she was passed out and in an unsafe position.
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    Image of TrudysHats TrudysHats
    12/09/09

    @NellMood: She was not sitting on her legs at the hospital.. she was at home when that happened and was eventually found by her sister and then taken to the hospital by ambulance. This article has more detail:
    [www.pittsburghlive.com]
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    12/09/09

    @Dauphine: They showed the video of the dying woman falling out of the wheelchair on our local Los Angeles news and people just walked right past her.

    I imagine this was much the same.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/09/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Oh man, I couldn't contain my horrified laugh at the thought of her having a 21st birthday bash. I'm going to hell.
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    Image of RoughHouser RoughHouser
    12/09/09

    @NellMood: Good thing she learned her lesson a year before her legal drinking age.
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    NellMood promoted this comment RoughHouser was starred RoughHouser was unstarred
    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    12/09/09

    @la.donna.pietra: I had the same reaction, but if you read the article, she was passed out somewhere (not the emergency room) alone for 12 hours with her legs under her (a relative found her). She is suing the hospital because when she came in with complaints of pain in her legs (she was still apparently very drunk) they did not correctly diagnose her in time.

    [www.individual.com]
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/09/09

    @RoughHouser: What a nightmare. Poor girl.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/09/09

    @TrudysHats: Oh, hmmm. That's different. Still incredibly tragic, but I misunderstood.
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    12/09/09

    In reply to Teachers Caught In Intimate Moment • Texting Is "The New Lipstick On The Collar"
    First, don't get that drunk, especially when you're underage.

    Second, where were your friends and family members?

    Third, don't sit like that, it's bad for you.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/09/09

    @JerkoftheMonth: I wonder how she was sitting? My legs fall asleep pretty easily, now I'm worried about drinking while sitting.
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    Image of warhol's gnarwol warhol's gnarwol
    12/09/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I was thinking the same thing, but suddenly I'm really glad for my overactive drunk bladder; it has been known to wake me from some really funky sleeping positions at all hours of the night for a little jog to the bathroom.
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    yvanehtnioj promoted this comment warhol's gnarwol was starred warhol's gnarwol was unstarred
    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/09/09

    @warhol's gnarwol: It's not so much my bladder, but if I get seriously drunk I just cannot get a good sleep going. I'll wake up about 4.25 hours later all cranky and determined never to drink so much again. So, that's lucky.
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    Image of keldo keldo
    12/09/09

    @yvanehtnioj: Truly. It's only standing while drinking at my house from now on.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    12/09/09

    @yvanehtnioj: Me too! I'm an old biddy now, but back in the day (i.e. university), whenever I got really wasted I would be up at the crack of dawn the next day. It really sucked.
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    12/09/09

    @yvanehtnioj: That happens to me too and it sucks! I can go to bed at 4am and still wake up at 8. But I guess now I should be thankful that I won't need my legs amputated.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    12/09/09

    In reply to Teachers Caught In Intimate Moment • Texting Is "The New Lipstick On The Collar"
    ... and that last item = pretty much everything wrong with the world.
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    12/09/09

    @wtfox?!: Yeah, that disturbed the fuck out of me.
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    12/02/09

    In reply to Take A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game Takes It On Honeymoon
    You know what? If I found myself in a subway car with a lunatic like the one described in the NYC incident, I would hope like hell that it was being operated by someone as on her game as Adeline Bayne-Goody. This "gross misconduct" charge sounds like bullshit.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    12/02/09

    In reply to Take A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game Takes It On Honeymoon
    I'd buy a picture with me standing next to Sarah Palin -- with the credit card I swiped from her purse on the way out.
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Take A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game Takes It On Honeymoon
    I almost went to see Palin "for shts and giggles" yesterday, but the images on the TV news of many people camped out at the Costco discouraged me. Strike that, they depressed the hell out of me.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    12/02/09

    In reply to Take A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game Takes It On Honeymoon
    If the sport of ski jumping isn't well enough developed for women, shouldn't the Olympic Committee close down the men's program, too?
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/02/09

    @PaintedTrollop: How much development do you need? They've already invented skis and jumping.
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    Image of ragincajun67 ragincajun67
    12/02/09

    @rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: But do professional-grade ski-jump skis come in pink yet?
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    alouette promoted this comment Edited by ragincajun67 at 12/02/09 6:04 PM ragincajun67 was starred ragincajun67 was unstarred
    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/02/09

    In reply to Take A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game Takes It On Honeymoon
    Swiss women couldn't even vote in national elections until 1971.

    How did I not know this? What the what?
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    12/02/09

    In reply to Take A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game Takes It On Honeymoon
    Sarah Palin: learning from amusement parks since 2009.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    12/02/09

    @whats_in_a_name: There's nothing more American than getting people to pay an outrageous price for something they don't really even need. Brava, Ms. Palin. Not everyone is as dedicated to capitalism as you.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/02/09

    In reply to Take A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game Takes It On Honeymoon
    If I were to play his DS, would I be having a lesbian affair with his wife?
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    12/02/09

    In reply to Take A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game Takes It On Honeymoon
    Oh my. Don't read the comments on the linked Post article (about the rape) unless you want your blood to boil. I hate my state today.
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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    12/02/09

    @bananaballs: I just came back to write this exact same thing. That was horrific. It's really disheartening to get a glimpse of what some people really think about rape and what constitutes consent.

    "Her pants were off, she must have wanted it!"
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/02/09

    @BuffySummers: I like this one:
    Text messaging isn't the easiest thing in the world to do.

    Telephone keyboard only have a dozen or so keys, and since there's 26 possible letters plus punctuation marks, one usualy has to strike a key several times in order to produce a single letter.

    It takes a minute ot two to type and send a short message.


    Yeah, you can get these new-fangled phones with a full keyboard now. It would take me less than a minute and a half to type out that message and some people could do it a lot faster.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    12/02/09

    @bananaballs: Okay, despite your wise advise, I looked anyway. Very uncool. But what baffled me was some comment about how hard it is to text and how it takes so much time. Texting is unbelievably easy, especially if you have a lot of practice and predictive text. I just tried entering that message on my phone with one hand, barely looking, and it took less than fifteen seconds. A more skilled texter could probably do it even faster. That woman was smart. She got help without pissing off her attacker and making him escalate. She has my respect.
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    12/02/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: God, I saw that too. Plus, it seems like the average teen can probably type out a text in about 15 seconds.

    Two other particularly awful themes:

    "So she was being raped and could text at the same time? Sure..."

    "She must have had a part in this...

    A huge F off to everyone in that comment section.
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