Katy Perry's 'Rise' Makes Me Feel Like an Olympian Instead of a Worthless Lump of Skin and Bone

Over the past several years, Katy Perry has proven herself to be a master of several things: dating men who I’d never recommend for her if I were her friend, shading Taylor Swift, and—my personal favorite—the empowerment anthem. Songs like “Roar,” “Wide Awake,” “Part of Me,” and “Choose Your Battles” are montage-ready…

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Allow 14-Year-Old Tara Lipinski's Figure Skating Victory to Make You Feel Like an Underachiever

On this day in 1997, 14-year-old Tara Lipinski became the youngest-ever winner of the World Figure Skating Championships. What were you best at when you were 14? I was very good at keeping up with rumors from the set of the Lord of the Rings movies and forgetting to do my math homework.

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