Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Host Swoony White House Teatime

Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores and hearts are motherfucking AFLUTTER. Michelle Obama and Jill Biden surprised their guests at a White House Mother's Day ceremony when the Royal Ginger Apparated in front of the crowd. » 5/10/13 9:00am 5/10/13 9:00am

Jennifer Lawrence Is a Chihuahua on the Red Carpet, Says Jennifer…

According to a cover interview she just did with the U.K. magazine Fabulous, Jennifer Lawrence apparently isn't as into her myriad Jennifer Lawrence-isms as we are. Her family's keeping her feet on the ground ("My family is not the kind of family that would ever let me turn into an asshole or anything like that, so… » 3/29/13 9:00am 3/29/13 9:00am

Kate Middleton Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!

Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale B&B, complete with L'Occitane bath products and tiny decorative soaps and a Jonathan Adler guestbook—to a tiny future… » 3/06/13 9:00am 3/06/13 9:00am

This Week in Tabloids: Mary-Kate's Engaged to That French Dude Twice…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we snort lines of gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, everyone's been really busy. Brandi Glanville has a lot to say about her new surgically-enhanced vagina; Kanye West is Jon Snow; Nicki Minaj's boyfriend got a blow job in a closet from a porn… » 1/30/13 2:50pm 1/30/13 2:50pm

Kim Kardashian Will Bring Peace Milkshakes to Middle East

After being roundly chastised for having—I mean, I guess, kind of—an opinion of sorts on the Israel-Palestine conflict and Tweeting about it, Kim Kardashian is going to make it up to the people of the Middle East by visiting Kuwait and Bahrain, and she's "determined" to learn about the conflict. She is also planning… » 11/20/12 9:00am 11/20/12 9:00am

Mila Kunis Begs Macaulay Culkin to Go to Rehab from Ashton Kutcher Sex…

The systematic destruction of Kevin McAllister rolls cruelly on: Everyone knows that the second most irrefutable fact of the world, immediately below "water is wet," is that there is almost nothing worse than receiving a concerned phone call from an ex, as well-intentioned as they may be. Raise to the tenth power when… » 8/17/12 9:00am 8/17/12 9:00am

The French Press Are Making Fun of Olivier Sarkozy for Dating Mary-Kate…

Despite being taller and better-looking than his older half-brother Nicolas, Olivier Sarkozy has been snickered at by the French press and roundly derided as "the little French lover" ever since he made a half-twist can-opener splash in the tabloids for his burgeoning romance with Mary-Kate Olsen, whom some of you… » 7/22/12 11:55pm 7/22/12 11:55pm

Tara Reid Hospitalized In France, The Dude is En Route With Ransom…

It's just been announced that a few days ago Bunny Lebowski was brought to the hospital in Nice, France with a case of acute pancreatitis—and, according to her Twitter, a Jet Ski-related back injury. She will have to remain in the hospital until she's fully recovered, but her condition isn't life-threatening. Up until… » 7/21/12 11:30am 7/21/12 11:30am