Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber Are 'Hooking Up'
According to rumors, Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber are “hooking up,” and their relationship is both “unexpected” and “not serious.” The pair were hanging out last night in Los Angeles; Kardashian “wore a flattering white jumpsuit” and, while there was no word on what Bieber was wearing, I’m going to guess a…
Lance Armstrong Reportedly Paid $100,000 To Rival Cyclist To Throw Race
More terrible news out of one of the worst downfalls in sports history. According to a story in the New York Post, Lance Armstrong (a guy we moved from the Makes Texas Seem Cool column to the Yet Another Shitty Embarrassment pile) reportedly gave a rival cyclist a cake box filled with $100,000 cash to throw a race. Oh…
Scream Like It's 2001: Timberlake Reuniting With *NSYNC at VMAs
Justin Timberlake will reunite with late '90s asterisk pirates *NSYNC for a performance at the VMAs, which I like to imagine they strong-armed him into. ("What, you're too good for us now just because you got rid of your Instant Ramen-looking hair and married the hot girl from Summer Catch?") But they aren't rushing…
Olivia Munn Knocks a Bro Out in The Newsroom's Second Season Trailer
Will the second season of the hit(?) HBO show be a little more woman friendly? Considering that Aaron Sorkin doesn't think there's a problem, probably not, but if you want to watch Olivia Munn go buckwild and Jane Fonda look/act amazing (always welcome), here's your chance.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Channing Tatum May Gamble on Guys and Dolls
Ohmaaaaagaaaaa, Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon Levitt are in talks to be cast as the Guys — Skye Masterson and Nathan Detroit respectively — in the Fox remake of Joseph L. Mankiewicz's 1955 movie musical Guys and Dolls. Which is kind of as perfect as it's gonna get without old-school Marlon Brando steaming up the…
Cleavage, Sideboob and See-Through Dresses at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party
In the immortal words of R. Kelly, after the show it's the after party. Last night, Oscar-nominated A-list celebs flocked to the Vanity Fair bash, where they mingled with TV stars and luminaries of the music world. The dress code was half pretty, half sexy. It was a night of many beautiful mammaries. Some ladies let…
The Gorgeous Dresses and Hot Messes of the Oscars Red Carpet
Last night at the 85th annual Academy Awards, for the most part, the look on the red carpet was classic Hollywood glamour. Like rare birds during mating season, A-listers tried to outshine each other, and some of the bright plumage and peacockery on display was truly stunning. Alas, there were a few sartorial missteps…
Weird Prints and Pretty Hair at the Vanity Fair Calendar Party
At the Vanity Fair party celebrating the Vanities Calendar, in which actresses pose as pin-ups, there were some cute party outfits hiding out amongst a lot of bizarre prints.
Britney Spears Quits The X Factor Before They Can Fire Her Ass
Speaking of pictures ripped out of Teen People that you glued on your 5th grade Trapper Keeper (weren't we? we totally were), Britney Spurrz has gotten the jump on her boss Simon Cowell. She's quitting The X-Factor before Cowell and the other assorted Powers that Be can fire her, tired of paying her $15 million to say…

