Your Imaginary Boyfriend: One Direction

Welcome back to Your Imaginary Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Jezebel's series in which we explore the wild and entirely fabricated world of dating a famous person. As is the risk with most fan fiction, things might get weird and things might get creepy, but the important thing is that we all have a good time. » 8/27/13 3:50pm 8/27/13 3:50pm

Massey Brothers Slap Bristol Palin With Serious Allegations Of Being…

Kyle and Christopher Massey, brothers and former and current Disney stars respectively (Zooey 101, That's So Raven, and spinoff Cory In The House, filed a suit in federal court today against dilettante and professional asshat Bristol Palin, claiming that they created the reality TV show about Palin's life with son… » 6/20/12 9:00am 6/20/12 9:00am

Stay Off Of John McCain's Lawn!

As the sun rises on the debate day but sets on John McCain, one is forced to wonder: where are the racists at? And, it turns out they're at McCain-Palin rallies! Swampland » 10/07/08 10:00am 10/07/08 10:00am's and I aren't surprised, any more than we're surprised that Dick Morris still sucks hooker's toes, and Todd Palin might be "borrowing" Sarah's…