Your Grandparents Are Totally Dominating Facebook Now

Welp. I guess there goes Mark Zuckerberg's evil plan to Logan's Run all of us Facebook users over the age of 35 and melt our internal organs down to use as fuel for his next phase of advertising algorithms. Turns out, the Olds are ever so quietly taking over America's most clickable social media platform. » 1/22/14 10:50am 1/22/14 10:50am

Really Old Lady Celebrates 102nd Birthday with a Base Jump and a Smile

Once you become an adult with a job and bills and maybe other people sucking at your literal or metaphorical teat for sustenance, your birthday stops becoming a big deal. Or it should stop becoming a big deal, unless you’re some sort of ego maniac who has to tell strangers at the grocery store, “Hey, see this cake… » 6/09/13 2:30pm 6/09/13 2:30pm

Old Married Couple Luckily Finds Out That They’re Not Married Before…

Norma and Bob Clark, a couple joined in matrimony five decades ago, were going about their business one fine Northern California day. It was a day like any other — Norma was shaping a new big wave gun surfboard so she could wax major lip at Mavericks and Bob was rendering notable literary quotations — "...yes I said… » 12/22/12 6:00pm 12/22/12 6:00pm

Your Aging Brain Will Make You Into a Total Sucker

You know how old people are forever getting scammed by totally obvious grifters? Sinking their life savings into pyramid schemes selling Canadian yarn art ("It sells itself"), or putting all their gold in a bag and mailing it to Glenn Beck? Well, it's not because the elderly are a buncha rubes, or that they know less… » 12/04/12 1:40pm 12/04/12 1:40pm

Can Olds Have Long Hair?! A Super-Important Investigation

What is it about older people that makes us uncomfortable to see them express physical individuality and long to get them into a barber's chair for that traditional baby-bird-looking crop you see on grandpas everywhere? I mean, I certainly feel that way when I see almost- or definitely geriatric dudes with a Willie… » 11/10/12 2:00pm 11/10/12 2:00pm