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    "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."

    No Garters Needed! Just Entitlement!

    Call Me Old-Fashioned, But...

    "Through Their Hands, They Shall Learn."

    "Daring And Audacious?" That's One Way To Put It.

    We're Dubious

    Spread 'Em!

    Oldies But (Not So) Goodies
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    Image of UrbanAchiever UrbanAchiever
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    So if the same thing happens to me while I'm wearing my signature Serge Lutens fragrance, and some guy flings himself at me (well, one who's not my hubby), it's ok to get him in a half-nelson with a stern "Watch it, Sister!"

    Oh wait, done that already. That guy looked almost as pouty as the girl in this ad.

    I know it's slightly off-topic, but I really love her outfit and kitten heels. #but
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    wtfox?! promoted this comment UrbanAchiever was starred UrbanAchiever was unstarred
    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    "Should I wear Old Spice, or Hai Karate?"

    "Definitely Old Spice."

    I'm going to have to give the last word to Neil Schweiber here.

    #freaksandgeeksgeek
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    Edited by FashionShowAtLunch at 10/16/09 2:01 PM FashionShowAtLunch was starred FashionShowAtLunch was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    This ad campaign brought to you by Pete Campbell... #but
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    I think they had to include self defense manuals because the instinctive reaction upon smelling that crap is to beat the shit out of whoever is wearing it. #but
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/16/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: I've been assaulted by your cologne, so now I will return the favor. #but
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    Image of keldo keldo
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    It says "When your girl (or even your wife) gets to squeezing you" As though women automatically lose their sex drive after you put a ring on it? #but
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    Edited by keldo at 10/16/09 1:54 PM keldo was starred keldo was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."

    Are you sure that's not Catherine Deneuve and Nino Castelnuovo in "The Umbrellas of Cherbourg?" The resemblances are uncanny! (Trailer:[www.imdb.com]) #but
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    The Hai Karate television adverts I remember in the UK had the buxom and statuesque Valerie Leon become overcome with desire at the mere hint of the after shave, to the extent that the poor man in question (usually physically smaller than her) was helpless to withstand her passion even when armed with karate moves. #but
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    Edited by Rare Affinity at 10/16/09 1:52 PM Rare Affinity was starred Rare Affinity was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    Hai Karate: How Karappy #but
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    I think I saw this move on Dancing With The Stars a few nights ago. #but
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    BabyJane promoted this comment rodmanstreet was starred rodmanstreet was unstarred
    Image of mbprice mbprice
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    You've got to be Karate Kidding me. #but
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/16/09

    @mbprice: What are you, Hai? #but
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    09/16/09

    In reply to No Garters Needed! Just Entitlement!
    Sock garters? What year's this from? Can I rest assured that these two tossed themselves out a window when they lost all their money in the crash?
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    Image of andromedeia andromedeia
    09/16/09

    @HeatherNumber1: Sock garters stuck around at least until the 1950s, I think- my grandfather used to wear them. (I know this from stories- I was born in 1990!)
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    Edited by andromedeia at 09/16/09 8:17 PM andromedeia was starred andromedeia was unstarred
    Image of RStewie RStewie
    09/17/09

    @andromedeia: Please. They still make you wear them in the military.

    They hook to the bottom of your shirt and the top of your socks, so you stay up AND down AT THE SAME TIME!
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment RStewie was starred RStewie was unstarred
    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    09/16/09

    In reply to No Garters Needed! Just Entitlement!
    I hope the butler is comforting himself with the knowledge that these two assfaces are about to be wearing their scotch and sodas.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/16/09

    In reply to No Garters Needed! Just Entitlement!
    Why is Roger Sterling serving drinks?
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    greengrey promoted this comment curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    08/12/09

    In reply to Call Me Old-Fashioned, But...
    I would love to live in a world where discussion of bodily functions are normalized, so, yes, I would like to imagine talking to my mother about tampons. The most difficult part of the conversation would likely be explaining why her biologically male child would require such a product.
    Semantics.
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    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    08/12/09

    @Sanfo: (Or, semen-tics? Ugh.)
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    Sanfo was starred Sanfo was unstarred
    Image of jurisenpai jurisenpai
    08/12/09

    In reply to Call Me Old-Fashioned, But...
    I have tried to explain the Diva Cup to several grown women. They keep squealing in horror, "But you have to touch yourself!" They don't care if it's more sanitary and comfortable; the idea of getting *blood* on one's hands seems to be the overarching concern, inexplicably.
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    Sanfo promoted this comment jurisenpai was starred jurisenpai was unstarred
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