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    This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays

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    Image of DorothyZbornak DorothyZbornak
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    Is it just me, or does Mel Gibson's girlfriend look like Octomom on that OK! cover? #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    crazy me but i'm a little worried for that bunny. that boy seems too young for a pet like that. unless they have a nanny for the bunny? #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @msAnthrope: I completely agree - I used to volunteer at a rabbit rescue, and trying to convince people that rabbits are not good pets for children is almost impossible. So many people would tell me that they wanted a "starter" pet...

    Rabbits are very fragile. If you pick a rabbit up wrong you can break their back. They are difficult to care for properly - far more so than cats or dogs (in my opinion anyway). They need lots and lots of exercise, especially if they live in a cage. They chew everything.

    They are terrible pets for kids. But fantastic pets in general. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @alwayswrite: Yes, my daughter wanted one, and I felt that, at five, she was too young. The rabbit woman at the Human Society agreed, saying they recommend that kids be 9 or 10 before they get a rabbit. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @alwayswrite: And when you get tired of them they are very tasty! Louisiana Backbay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise a la Antoine anyone? #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/11/09

    @fuckingoldman: That is an amazing reference. You win at life. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @yvanehtnioj: Thank you my friend, Bugs knows all. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    11/12/09

    @RedLantern: A dog would be so much better for a five year old! Assuming, of course, the parents took on the responsibility for caring for it. Bunnies are awesome pets for adults though, I really love my rabbit. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    I love the number placement on Life&Style so I read it as "Sarah Palin's 4th worst nightmare" #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays

    Jen gets drunk and calls Chateau Mirval in the middle of the night

    Please let this be true. Can you imagine? I'm picturing Jen getting all Neely O'Hara on Angie, screaming something like "I'm not everyone! I don't have to live by stinking rules set down for ordinary people!" #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite:

    friended for the neely o'hara reference! #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: If Angie is as fake as these magazines say, I fully expect Jen to track her down, rip off her wig and scream "HER HAIR'S AS PHONY AS SHE IS!"

    Hearted both of you for Neely O'Hara appreciation. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: That makes three. Hilarious. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    The only thing I can deduce from RPattz' handwriting is that it looks like he was a leftie who was forced to write with his right hand in elementary school. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    The In Touch cover should read "Warning: Unprotected Famewhoring May Lead To Pregnancy." #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    Of all the things that made me laugh out loud in this spread, "Its a BUNNY!" was definitely the best. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    OH MY GOD! I just realized while reading the Life and Style breakdown - Does anyone else think they are turning Angelina Jolie into Rebecca from Daphne DuMaurier's Rebecca?

    #nerdrants #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/11/09

    @lilbobbytables: Genius! But who will be Mrs. Danvers?! #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of tundrababe tundrababe
    11/12/09

    @lilbobbytables: How do you mean? She's not living up to the last woman, who was perfect? #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/12/09

    @tundrababe: Rebecca was the first wife. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/12/09

    @lilbobbytables: Oh, right! Sorry, I forgot about the names. :-p #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    I like how, according to the tabloids, Brad Pitt has no personality or free will, whatsoever. A pretty woman tells him to do something and he does it! It must be nice to not have to think for yourself or have any responsibilities for your own actions.

    Seriously, the next time I mess up at work, I'll just say, "Angelina Jolie made me do it!" and all will be forgiven. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    So now that they've drained the Jon & Kate cash cow, back to pitting women against each other! Evil Angie! Poor Jen! Oh, and Brad is just an innocent bystander.

    EPIC FAIL. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    11/11/09

    @ElleL: "Pitting!" I see what you did there. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    11/11/09

    @Never_Nude: :)

    Love your name! #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    Wait, moldy berries HAVE to be worse than freezer-burned ice cream, right?

    This is the first time I have ever read this feature, because I am on hold. It made my head spin. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    Jennifer Aniston looks like a frightened bunny on both of those covers. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of georgina georgina
    11/11/09


    @rodmanstreet: How about a Naked Bunny: #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of OneBigPear OneBigPear
    11/11/09

    @rodmanstreet: She needs the "It's a BUNNY!" caption. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/11/09

    @OneBigPear: I considered photoshopping the two together, but I think my hack Nostradamus/Jon Gosselin job earlier was enough for today! haha #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    Huh. "Jessica's Revenge" sounds alot like "Montezuma's Revenge" in that, while in Mexico, I too lost about half of my body weight. I wonder if her diet includes periodic vomiting and diarrhea. I wouldn't really recommend it. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of abagatelle abagatelle
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    The Angelina hitman item from number 5 isn't LOL, its true. She thought it would be too traumatic for her family to find her body after a suicide, that a murder would somehow be better. It stuck with me after all these years, because in the interview she claimed that it was actually the hitman who talked her out of it. I was little when I read it (I believe it was a RS interview) and I never forgot because it reminded me of Snow White. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of funzette funzette
    11/11/09

    @abagatelle: Was the hitman Josh Hartnett? #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @funzette: if I remember the interview as well as I believe I do, no, although that would be pretty sexy. I think she also says in it that she had an "obsession" or "love affair" (or something) with heroin and that if she was an artist, her shtick would be to set up a ladder and dare people to walk underneath. celebs, they're just like us! (jk) #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of lastsinglestanding lastsinglestanding
    11/11/09

    @abagatelle: Yowza I went looking for the interview and stumbled upon one where she is talking about a pet rat that needed therapy. OK then.

    But also found this "In a 2001 "Rolling Stones" interview Angelina stated, "You might as well live a lot, really hard and not give a shit, because you can always walk through that door. So I started living as if I could die any day." A while after her first suicidal thoughts, Angelina once again took an attempt to end her life. She hired a hit man who was a friend of a friend. The man made her think about what she was going to do for a month and once again backed out. Once Angelina decided that life was worth living." #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/11/09

    @abagatelle: Ahh, I remember old, fun Angie interviews. She certainly took a 180, huh? #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of abagatelle abagatelle
    11/11/09

    @BetteD: it seems like she still lives a very passionate life (damn that sounds cheesy) that many would view as extreme. Her amazing volunteer work etc is probably just a different manifestation of the same feelings that almost led her to self destruction. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @abagatelle: I totally agree. I actually think what she does for charity is awesome, and have nothing against her. I just miss how much more fun her interviews used to be.

    I realize that both the passage of time and the pressures of constant media scrutiny have caused her to slow down and become more guarded about her personal motivations, it's just that I happen to be bored to tears reading any interview with her from the past four or five years. Personal opinion--that's all. :) #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    11/11/09

    @lastsinglestanding: How ever does one come to have a "friend of a friend" hit-man in one's life? And not just a hit-man, but a reasonable (?!!?) guy who gives you a month to change your mind about the hit.
    Good gracious! #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of abagatelle abagatelle
    11/11/09

    @BetteD: oh yeah! I wasnt trying to discredit your opinion, just add mine. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @fluxus flucker: I know!!!

    "Oh, you know Jake from the office? Yeah, well his cousin is a hit man! I'm thinking of having him off me. Well, I was, but he talked me out of it. Super nice guy. I'm going to set him up with my sister!"

    W.T.F. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @lastsinglestanding: I actually have a close relative who is/was a hitman/enforcer. I haven't seen him since I was 8, but I was told when I started college and entered the coed dorms that if any boy ever raped me to give this relative a call and he would handle it.
    Most people are actually just a step or two away from the criminal element if you think about it. I also have 2 uncles who are cops. Go figure.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    I think the thing I'm most disturbed by is that all 4 Angelina covers used the same picture of her. Different angles, but she's clearly wearing the same thing in every picture. I know she wears a lot of black, but come on. #angelinajolieadopting
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