Disney Indoctrinating Ohio Kids With The Gospel Of Fracking [Updated]

The Axis Powers of Disney, the oil industry, and pop music have joined forces to launch a campaign to brainwash the children of Ohio's public school system into supporting the practices of the oil and gas industry of Ohio. Because you can do anything if you have a dream, a shit ton of oil money, and an excess of…
What Happens When a Town Has Lots of Single Men and Not Many Women? Bad Things.
Shale oil formations in the pastures of North Dakota have been reining in men across the country with labor-intensive work and high paying salaries (some men make up to six figures), but the promise of work has had an interesting and unique side effect on the small, remote oil towns. Basically, there are too many men,…
A New Recipe for High Quality Semen
Women have been clued into the fact that their diets affect their fertility for a long while now, but a new study has found that what men are eating might matter just as much. The researchers found that the kinds of fat men ate made a difference in the quality of their sperm. For instance, saturated fat found in the…
Want to Feel Smart? Shove a Sprig of Rosemary Up Your Nose
OK, you don't actually have to shove rosemary all the way up into your nose, but a new study has found that smelling it improves your cognitive performance. British researchers exposed 20 volunteers to different levels of rosemary aromas, then assessed their cognitive performance and mood. They also did blood tests to…
Italian Vogue Editor Attempts To Defend Oil-Slicked Shoot
Guys, I was on BBC radio today talking about Steven Meisel's oil-drenched Vogue Italia shoot — and so was editor Franca Sozzani. Check out this link, and fast forward to about 26:30, where the discussion begins.
Rielle Hunter Sues For Book Profits • Gay Students Voted Prom King And Queen
• Rielle Hunter is reportedly suing Andrew Young, author of the The Politician, for all profits from the memoir's sales.
Are You There, God?
[Pensacola, Florida; June 6. Image via Getty]
Sweet Home Alabama
[Dauphin Island, Alabama; June 2. Image via Getty]
Hoda's Idea To Plug Oil Leak: Giant Tampon
On the Today show this morning, Hoda Kotb announced her idea for solving the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf Of Mexico: "A gigantic, huge tampon."
Hidden Cause Of Oil Spill: Porn
What were the folks at the US Minerals Management Service doing when they were supposed to be preventing millions of gallons of oil from spewing into the ocean? Apparently, looking at lots of porn. [Daily Beast]
Spill, Baby, Spill
[Fort Jackson, Louisiana; April 30. Image via AP]
Liquid Assets
Dodai points out that this chart, which compares the relative prices of different liquids, would be more interesting if it included perfume. Also: Breast milk. And when it comes to vodka, are we talking Grey Goose, or Mr. Boston? [BuzzFeed]
Sally Quinn Peddles Offensive Stereotypes About Middle-Eastern Women On MSNBC
Sally Quinn just got back from a Brookings Institute conference in Doha and, judging by her appearance on MSNBC talking about the status of women in the Middle East, she didn't apparently learn much.

