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    "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"

    Boo-Hoo: Some Men Are Afraid Of "Bossy" Women
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    Image of birdfeet birdfeet
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    The little girl with low self esteem in me went, "Maybe I should watch this and find out what I'm doing wrong!"


    That sounds like a good way to turn into the most insecure girl in North America.

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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    03/03/09

    @birdfeet: The only thing you're doing wrong is thinking of listening to this person. He's a moron and an asshole. He won't "help" you, because he doesn't even know you, and you're probably not even doing anything wrong. You're just looking in the wrong places.
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    I can't help but think that if the women have low enough self esteem to be man desperate/ go on VH1, they are NOT going to be helped by some jerkoff giving them "tough love". Its rather sad.
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    I recently had a guy set a date and time for a date, then texted some excuse to break the date, then not call me for 5 days. Ok, you are not interested I can live with that.


    But then he calls on the 6th day all upset because I didn't call him again. He huffed, "most girls start blowing up my phone when I flake on a date with them". Oh! You like to play games? Pass.


    Women are the desperate ones? Bish plz!

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    Image of SylvanSylph SylvanSylph
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"


    Because the vast majority of heterosexual men are immaculate dressers with impeccable taste.


    How about a show that teaches men not to be irresponsible incompetent sexist douchebag fucktards?

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    Elevator pitch:


    It's gonna be like a cross between Hitch, but without Will Smith and Singled Out without Jenny McCarthy. Instead, a 2nd-rate Jeremy Piven-look-alike.


    (And no decent writers, and there will be some contests designed to humiliate women. Oh, and honesty will be couched in a sort of pithy badgering.)

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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    Can someone do me a favor and define "blowsy" as used here? Urbandictionary.com was no help at all, and I've seen this several times. I guess I have an image in my head of the characteristics it describes, but I'd like someone's actual definition.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    03/03/09

    @kelsium: "Characteristic of or befitting a slut or slattern; used especially of women." "Slovenly or unkept, in the manner of a beggar or slattern; Unrefined, countrified."
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    03/03/09

    @chritter: Thanks!
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    On the plus side, there's a lot of fighting/brawling on Vh1 shows so there's a good chance he could get knocked the f out by some contestant.......fingers crossed.....
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    Oh, anonymous VH1 commenter, I think I love you.


    (So, what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for, I think I love you isn't that what life is made of, though it worries me to say that I never felt this waaaaay)

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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    He almost makes that lady from the millionaire matcthmaking show seem nice...........almost
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    First, I've been WAITING for Jez to do a post on this one. The commercial just begged to be put on here.

    Second, I don't follow his rules. I rarely am a skin shower, I act like a dick to most guys, never EVER stroke egos, talk about ex-bf or want babies or marriage YET I still have an amazing knack for catching douchebags.

    [I'm guessing here].

    How then sir does this work?

    Should I get my own show?

    Side note: is he Mario Cantone's younger less funny brother?

    AND is that Christian Siriano as their "dream guy"?

    I'll watch it, I love trainwrecks.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    I like the conflicting ideologies of WOMEN ARE DESPERATE TO CATCH TEH MENZ versus WOMEN NEEDZ TO PUT OUT FOR THEIR MANLY MENZ LIBIDOS!!! Are we just men collectors? Do we marry penises just to put them in display cases like fine china or something?
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    Image of par3 par3
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    oh bring it on! i would love to go one on one with this dude. fashion advice from a douche bag has nothing to do with finding 'the one'...how have we strayed so far from normality?
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    Okay, should I change my hair style? How about more make up? Trade bikini cut for thongs?


    IS THAT SLUTTY ENOUGH FOR YOU, MEN?

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    Image of MissAmy MissAmy
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    Commence fat/slut/ED shaming in... 5... 4... 3... 2...
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    Image of sequined sequined
    03/03/09

    @MissAmy: Also prude shaming. "I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO BE SLUTTY!"
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03/03/09

    In reply to "I'm Gonna Tell You, 'You Look Like Shit, Change Your Dress.'"
    So not only do women hate other women, MEN THEMSELVES hate women, too? I'm getting a bright red moustache from all this haterade.
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    Image of denna denna
    03/03/09

    @morninggloria: Nah, I think that bright red mustache is from all the babies you're eatin'.
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