Gwen Stefani's Secret to Looking Good: Torture Yourself.

Gwen Stefani is on the cover of the September issue of Bazaar, and the 42-year-old mom is asked about how she keeps in shape. She explains:
Greenhouses Purport to Be Room of One’s Own for Wealthy, Indolent Women
Earlier this week, the Wall Street Journal asked a question that the current leisure class of baby boomer pensioners is apparently fixated on: in the greenhouse, do women finally have an spouse-free space equivalent to the man cave? You're goddamn right they do.
Model Shows Off Macy's Dress; Heads Sold Separately
Today we're tipping our hat to Macy's for reminding us of that scary children's story about the girl whose head was held on with a green ribbon. Here we have a model whose head is attached to her body with nothing but a jaunty mismatched scarf! Even if she had her original head, the sight of her flailing her wristless…
Taping Consensual Sex With A Sixteen-Year-Old Is Child Pornography
One policeman's case of the law's inconsistencies: He was legally allowed to have sex with two sixteen-year-old girls, but not consensually record himself doing so, since the cutoff for child pornography is 18. He was sentenced to 15 years.
Rihanna's Rumored Topshop Line
- Rihanna had dinner with Topshop founder Philip Green and Simon Cowell. Because Green and Cowell run an entertainment company that produces television and fashion ventures, the tabloid seers are pretty sure that means Rihanna's getting a clothing line. [Daily Mail]
How The Salahis Fooled Bravo About Their Supposed Wealth
For their Real Housewives of D.C. audition tape, the Salahis filmed themselves at a palatial Virginia mansion, claiming it was their home. However, they never owned the property, and the people who do were shocked when contacted about the ruse.
The 5 Worst Mean (Little) Girls Of All Time
The New York Times tells us that mean girls are getting younger. But as most of us know, the elementary-school mean girl is in fact an iconic — and feared — figure. Herewith, five of the very worst.
Lancôme Pays Julia Roberts $50 Million For Her Services
- Julia Roberts' original deal with Lancôme, signed last December, was rumored to be worth up to $20 million. Now that the actress is renewing for five more years, she's said to be earning a cool $50 million. [Daily Mail]
More Completely Trashy Guilty Pleasure Reading Classics
How, you asked, could we neglect solid-gold trashiness like Harold Robbins! And Jilly Cooper! And Anne Rice! Don't worry, kids, we're not done: herewith, more titles, suggested by you, that make an argument for the anonymous benefits of a kindle...
American Apparel Losing More Money; Knock-Offs Are "Scary," Says Fashion
- American Apparel's stock sank to a 52-week low yesterday after news that its quarterly loss had widened, and that it had received a de-listing warning from the New York Stock Exchange. What, neon onesies aren't great business? [TS]
Go West, Young Woman
[Jerusalem, May 14. Image via AP]
Gisele's Legs Still Glued Together On Mag Covers; More Met Ball Gossip
- For the May Vogue Mexico cover, Gisele Bündchen pulled virtually the same pose that was captured on the April cover of American Vogue. [DesignScene]
- Miley Cyrus wears a silver corset that costs $25,000 in her latest music video. [Us]
Masters Of The Universe Goes To The Dentist
Paintings by You Fail's Kiersten show that on days off, He-Man visits the barber and Skeletor practices good oral hygeine. No word on what She-Ra's up to, but jazzercising with Bow is probably a safe bet. [You Fail, Buzzfeed]
Animal Magnetism
[Beverly Hills, March 16. Image via Getty]
Tilda Smells Like Holidays; Designer Makes Road-Kill Hats
- Tilda, on her fragrance: "My son tells me it smells like Christmas." [WWD]
- "I like to look at paintings mainly, like those of Francis Bacon. Or Mapplethorpe, Newton, and Penn," says noted hottie/photographer Victor Demarchelier, son of Patrick. [Style.com]
