Quit Your Job and Apply to Be a Professional Sleeper ASAP

Guys, I am sleepy. And not just right now. I am sleepy all of the time, from the minute I get up in the morning until the minute I lay down again at night (6pm). I'm so sleepy that I think that I might have Lyme disease, but I'm too lazy to go to the doctor to find out for sure. I bet you know what I mean, too,… » 3/28/13 6:40pm 3/28/13 6:40pm

Procrastinating Brogrammer Employs Woman to Motivate Him Via Slapping

How many times a day do you flip productivity the bird and follow the Internet white rabbit, only to emerge several hours later with nothing to show for it but dead-eyes and comprehensive knowledge of Wikipedia's list of animals with fraudulent diplomas? If that hit a little too close to home, don't worry, there's… » 10/17/12 11:15am 10/17/12 11:15am