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heykoukla
07/10/09

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It's a good thing that I realised a long time ago that she would never be my mother-in-law, because this would have made things awkward.
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Yahtzii
07/10/09

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It triggers a lot of feelings, all right, but none of them sexual. It's sort of like listening to Emily Dickinson teach sex ed.
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CurtCole
07/10/09

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Imagining her son reading it to me was a lot more entertaining.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
07/10/09

@CurtCole: Oh, now, see. Unfair. I was trying to concentrate and be productive.
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Pandorasvoicebox
07/10/09

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Apparently I need to get on my Kegels, what with this woman's pussy is throbbing like a drum, and that Russian woman from yesterday lifting 30 lbs with hers.
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
07/10/09

@Pandorasvoicebox: Indeed, I feel like I'm slacking if mine only throbs like a freshly stubbed toe or something.
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
07/10/09

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Picturing a bee sucking a cock is going to sort of stick with me for a while.
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rednrowdy
07/10/09

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gloria should get together with betty white and do an audio book of 'letters to penthouse' or something.
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andBegorrah
07/10/09

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"My, his dick was yar."
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Breamworthy
07/10/09

@andBegorrah: The one thing the new comment system is lacking is a button that says "This is the funniest fucking comment I've read in days". If it was there, I would click it.
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hydrogen_jukebox
07/10/09

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This is kind of adorable, in a very strange way.
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lermanzo
07/10/09

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and somewhere anderson cooper says "aww. mom!"
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
07/10/09

@lermanzo: And can you hear Madame V. responding? "Well, you started it, you know, you and your little fans, with their fainting and their screaming. It's like popularity; it must be in the genes."

And she clicks off the phone with a grand sweep.
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Edited by Rooo sez BISH PLZ at 07/10/09 12:05 PM Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred

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