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mariamariamaria
02/27/09

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"Is that couch banging in English?" - HAHAHAHAHA!
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
02/25/09

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What Lore has predicted has come to pass, you godless couchfuck...

[badgods.com]
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southernbelle
02/25/09

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My couch is sexy too, but only after it has had a couple of drinks, slipped into my husband's old David Bowie t-shirt and starts reading aloud from Motley Crue's The Dirt.
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neurotickitten
02/25/09

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This makes me think of the Dave Attell routine, where he fucks the couch and gets an m+m stuck up his penis-hole (probably not the right word for it.) I'm very sorry for that graphic image.
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The HZA.
02/25/09

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This reminds me I am like 5 weeks behind in Nip Tuck. Is it online anywhere?
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shavethatsoulpatch
02/25/09

@The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: itunes or [www.watchtvsitcoms.com]
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The HZA.
02/25/09

@shavethatsoulpatch: Thanks!
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Dallifornia
02/25/09

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Umm, male OS is everywhere. It's called a Fleshlight.

I think men in search of love from the non-living swing more for the 'Real Doll' scene (although I still think it's signs of a psychological malfeasance).
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Scout
02/25/09

@Dallifornia: ha ha seriously..THAT is EXACTLY what I was thinking

OS my ass!
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shavethatsoulpatch
02/25/09

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On a more serious note, does anyone who watches the show really think they're going to kill Christian off? Could the show go on after that?
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counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
02/25/09

@shavethatsoulpatch: I'm watching it semi-regular, and considering what a mindfuck the show became over the last few seasons, everything is possible. I guess they could kill off Christian, but in my opinion it would completely jump the shark afterwards. The Sean-Christian relationship is the only stable of Nip/Tuck.
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Slumdog_Mamabear
02/25/09

@shavethatsoulpatch:

I am enjoying the show more this season, but felt like they jumped the shark last year. I am hoping that this year they are able to reign it back in.

I can't imagine the show surviving without the character of Christian. There have been interesting stories involving Sean, but I always have seen Christian as the star. It is his morality that has always been at stake.
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ChickyOnly
02/25/09

@shavethatsoulpatch: It's supposed to go two more seasons (or actually two parts of a season six, I think). And the other day I was reading something with Ryan Murphy where he alluded very vaguely to how the series would end. In any event, I can't imagine that they'd have so many eps without Christian, or with some ghost Christian. Besides, they let Sean survive being stabbed 5 times in the back, so hopefully they'll let Christian live too.

I have been enjoying the show this season, but I thought it went over the edge last season with the horrible build-a-bear incident. Ugggggghhhhhhhh.
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shavethatsoulpatch
02/25/09

@ZookeeperCarly: That build a bear shit was DISGUSTING. I think he'll live based on the episode from a few seasons ago that takes place about 20 years in the future, where Christian is this old lothario with a couple young women on his arms. If that is supposed to be an accurate depiction of the future, he can't be killed off now. Or maybe I'm just thinking like it's LOST, which by the way is on soon!
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Slumdog_Mamabear
02/25/09

@ZookeeperCarly: I thought the whole move to LA was ill advised. The Miami locale made it feel exotic enough that some of the far fetched stuff seemed a little bit more believable. The move made them just another show about Beverly Hills boob jobs. This season has some of the old feel back, but it still doesn't measure up. I also think the contrast of Sean as a family man and Christian as a bachelor was fantastic. All of a sudden Seans children are no longer a factor.

I watch too much tv.
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ChickyOnly
02/25/09

@shavethatsoulpatch: oh, that's right, I forgot about that 20 years hence thing that they did. Wasn't Matt a surgeon? That doesn't seem to be panning out. Yeah, I couldn't even watch that build a bear thing. It was too much, even for Nip/Tuck.

Can't wait for Lost tonight! Watching AI to pass the time (everyone is horrible tonight) and then it's time to watch Jeremy Bentham.
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ChickyOnly
02/25/09

@Slumdog_Mamabear: I also hate that Sean isn't the family man anymore, but since he isn't, at least we don't have to see all that much of Julia! I wonder if Ryan Murphy realized the LA thing was a mistake - everyone seems to agree that LA isn't nearly as interesting, and they've been bringing back the old Miami characters.

Looking back, I think season 2 was the best season. I kind of loved that scary tiny tattooed gangster man.
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Slumdog_Mamabear
02/25/09

@ZookeeperCarly:

Yes! I loved the end when they put him in the swamp with all the hams.

I think that Murphy just blew his wad too soon. The beauty of the show in the first few seasons was in the Sean, Julia, Christian love triangle. There could be all sorts of crazy surgeries,serial killers, transvestites or other nonsense going on around them as long as that tension didn't break. The added dynamic of the love between Sean and Christian that tiptoed up to homosexual every now and then added an extra layer. When Sean and Julia divorced and then Christian and Julia shacked up for a while the show lost it's theme. Now that Julia is gone the show is just about two doctors. I hope it finds something new to center itself on, because when it is good, it is FANTASTIC.
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ChickyOnly
02/25/09

@Slumdog_Mamabear: oh yeah, the guy they put in the swamp was the child molester right? I think the tiny thug wanted him killed? Hard to remember that far back. I just loved in season 2 the whole reveal with Ava and all that. Famke Janssen was amazing.

I agree that Murphy is stuck now coming up with crazy plot after crazy plot. I mean how many serial killers and generally deranged people can these two run into? And will Julia EVER stop complaining and calling Christian "Christeehan?"
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goldfarb
02/25/09

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the educational website about OS isn't working...

maybe someone is 'doing something' to the server...
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burgervixen
02/25/09

@goldfarb:

I admit, you made me laugh out loud.

Again.

Damn, I'm immature.
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goldfarb
02/25/09

@burgervixen: I prefer to think of it as having a highly developed appreciation for the broad spectrum of human understanding that is humor...
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Jack_Burton
02/25/09

@goldfarb: Ouch!

When we'd do any major rollouts / hardware prep work during business hours, people would sometimes ask "do you need us to leave, or shutdown or something?"

I'd joke: "Well, that's up to you. You are aware that we work in the nude, right?"
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CerebralMagpie
02/25/09

@goldfarb: "maybe someone is 'doing something' to the server... "

Dangit. There's a Ctrl-Alt-Del comic to JUST that effect. I've spent the last hour trying to find it, but I can't.
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goldfarb
02/26/09

@CerebralMagpie: check your logs.

ZING!

I'm here all night!
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Jack_Burton
02/26/09

@goldfarb: Something about a SQL injection?
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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
02/25/09

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It's all well and good to fuck the couch but when it comes down to making that couch an honorable piece of furniture, men get cold feet. Damn your male fear of commitment. Go to Rent-A-Center if you want to have a fly by night relationship, buster. All of those pieces of cheap, floozy furniture are known to get around. And I bet they have bedbugs, you bastard. Yea, I guess the old saying is true: Why commit to a couch when you can rent one for $30.00 a month, huh.

This ottoman has standards. I'll be taking my fine, matching armoire elsewhere.
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BabyJane
02/25/09

@Ulookinatmyjunk: Diary of a Mad Black Blogger: hahaha! That was brilliant!
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token_illiterate_commenter
02/25/09

@Ulookinatmyjunk: Diary of a Mad Black Blogger: I swear is was just a one time recline, baby. It didn't mean a thing. You're the only furniture for me.
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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
02/25/09

@token_y_chromosome: "one time recline"...perfection.
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BabyJane
02/25/09

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Damn! I've got to remember to clean under and in and between the cushions of my couch just in case one of my house guests is feeling frisky.

I'm sure there are elastics and pens and old popcorn under there that could pose a hazard.
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BluebellaElliot
02/25/09

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I actually think I've seen this kind of thing on Xtube. Except it wasn't OS, just masturbation.
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Pocahaunted
02/25/09

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WHAT ELSE HAS COUCH-FUCKER BEEN IN?!
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counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
02/25/09

@littlebambi: Hostel II. Yeah, I'm not proud of myself for knowing that. Stupid movie.
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itsmejill
02/25/09

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I can't stop thinking of Dave Chapelle as Rick James:

"Fuck yo' couch, nigga! Fuck. Yo'. Couch."
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bloodflower
02/25/09

@itsmejill: lmao! i miss that shit!
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LaMorena
02/25/09

@itsmejill: UNITYYYYY!
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♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
02/25/09

@itsmejill:

HAHAHA! 1000 points to you.
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Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!
02/25/09

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I always feel like such a dork for not being able to get into this show. I just don't care about the actual doctors that much, they sort of annoy me.

I saw one episode where the guy who's ex wife had someone else's baby but he was helping her take care of it (or something equally involved) said something along the lines of "I forgot my breast pump, guess you're gonna have to suck the milk out of it for the baby while we're at a fancy party." Nevermind that babies are actually capable of sucking out their own breast milk.

I think it's that one of them looks like Dexter, but is no where near as cool and everytime I see him I can't help but think of how much more I like Dexter.
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Betty Bea Getty McClanahan
02/25/09

@Lizard in the Wires: Dexter FTW!
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Triana Orpheus
02/25/09

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If I could find a man to do me like he was doing that couch (and that chair) I would be a happy campy.
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Triana Orpheus
02/25/09

@trianaorpheus: Camper, forgive me, I'm in need of penetration.
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Linnley
02/25/09

@trianaorpheus: I dunno, I might start using "happy campy".
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