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Little Miss Siouxsie
10/03/09

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I am sorry, but I cannot hold my tongue any longer: Chynna Phillips is batshit and the American people NEED Neicey Nash in primetime, 5 days a week on network television.
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Cunning_Linguist
10/02/09

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Cunning Life Lessons:
1. Never trust anyone who, mid-conversation, breaks out into an a-capella performance.
2. If your driver starts dry-shaving, tuck and roll out of that car.
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NigelAstydameia
10/02/09

@Cunning_Linguist: Re: 1. But she's right about that Jesus--he's just full of surprises!
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sebluver
10/02/09

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Yeah, well, dry-shaving woman in #5, I once saw someone smoke a bowl while driving with their knees on the highway! Top that!

Also, I should add I was in the car, and it was at that moment I got kind of worried I would die.
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prestocaro fears the culling
10/02/09

@sebluver: yeah, when I think back to my college road trips, I'm kind of amazed I didn't die or get arrested. Or end up horribly disfigured.
The thing I don't get about dry-shaver is... don't you have a house? Why are you dry shaving, in a car no less? Do you sink-bathe yourself out of a cup of water in your car?
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sequined
10/02/09

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I watched the Objectum Sexuals documentary thing on youtube a while ago and found it super interesting, if still difficult to understand. I'll admit I'm sort of Tyra's team about "this is crazy," but I'll also freely admit that I could be a closed-minded jerkwad.

Anyway, the woman who was on Tyra has had some kind of superglam makeover, and I'm curious if this was addressed on the Tyra show and if they did it for her. If they glammed her up, I will be mildly irked that they felt the need. If she just decided to be glam on her own, I will let Tyra go on that one.
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Eriu
10/02/09

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Ok, I officially want NeNe and Niecy Nash to have a show together. Where can I pitch this?
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sequined
10/02/09

@Eriu: They are so fab.

Though that background music is obnoxious.
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lermanzo
10/02/09

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dayum nene. you so right.
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Ultraprison!
10/02/09

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Wait, Chynna Phillips is NOT the female wrestler from the late 90's/early 2000's? Well then who is this person?
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everythingsfree
10/02/09

@Ultraprison!: She's from Wilson Phillips, with their wonderful hits 'Hold On' and 'Release Me' that play in supermarkets and convenience stores all the time.
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Sophie needs to study...damn
10/02/09

@Ultraprison!: I think the EXACT same thing everytime I see her name. And everytime, I'm disappointed.
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booge
10/02/09

@Ultraprison!: Remember the band Wilson Phillips? The one that Chris Farley made fun of?
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sequined
10/02/09

@everythingsfree: I probably should be embarrassed that like 90% of my favorite music gets played in grocery stores, but I just feel like that's a perk!
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pepe-silvia
10/02/09

@booge: Wilson Phillips soft rocks my world.
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heliotrollop
10/02/09

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I had to stop the GMA Chynna Phillips clip when she started the a capella rendition of her "beautiful" song from the album that Jesus is really rooting for (alongside her sister's incest book).
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sequined
10/02/09

@heliotrollop ... (fka phoebe.caulfield): That was really embarrassing. I kind of hope she looks back at that whole scene and cringes. Because... yeah.
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JennaW
10/02/09

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Chynna Phillips should be slapped repeatedly.

Yes, dumbass, Jesus made your father an incesty lech and put your sister through her hellish life so that YOUR ALBUM would have a boost on its release date. That was His big plan.
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GirlFailer
10/02/09

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No, lady in pink, you are not a good driver. The people around you who have to swerve out of their lane after you almost hit them with your Escalade because you were on Facebook updating your status to "Off to tanning salon, then to Forever 21 to get new panties!!1! Luv u Mark! are the good drivers. You are just lucky other people know how to drive around assholes like you. Just wait till you cut in the lane of another idiot twittering and driving, and they don't get out of the way in time.
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hhpeterson13
10/02/09

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That was one of the BEST goddamn Judge Judy's in a while. My husband always wants me to change the channel but he was captivated by that Beverly Hills duckface lizardwoman right along with me.
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hej hej
10/02/09

@hhpeterson13: It really was one of the best episodes in a long time.
Her name was Carla, and she was so awesome. My sister and I were discussing how amazing her Beverly Hills lifestyle must be. She was pure glamour.
I have to say, though, I didn't think the parents of her son's friend were responsible for her son's injuries. He was the one messing around with a BB gun. Has he never seen A Christmas Story? Everyone knows you'll shoot your eye out.
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kellybean
10/02/09

@hej hej: I love you for quoting "A Christmas Story." I named my cat after the bully - Farkas. He has yellow eyes too! YELLOW EYES.
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hej hej
10/02/09

@kellybean: Do you always pronounce "fragile" as 'fra-jee-lay'?
Because if you do, I think we could be friends.
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elliebean
10/02/09

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The little girl picking her nose is super cute.

I appreciate that Tyra tries to ask questions to learn about the subjects and people on her show, but there is often a sense of "this is CRAZY" that emmanates from her. Just me?
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prestocaro fears the culling
10/02/09

@elliebean:
1. I completely agree, but only because I'm watching it from afar. If I was up close, I would be horrified
2. OMG YES ALL THE TIME. She's the judgiest. Which of course, makes her the best.
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
10/02/09

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The Plaintiff up there looks like she would have played Fran's Aunt Francesca (and Fran's namesake) on an episode of The Nanny.
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Anneloes
08/06/09

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This might be a weird thought, but how the hell can gay people still not legally marry in most of the US but is this woman able to marry an amusement park ride?
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randomnessish
08/06/09

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Someday, I wish I can be able to say to my boyfriend that I love him for the narrowness of his jibs, and the roundness of his counterweights.
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