President Obama Loses the Coveted 'Obama Girl' Endorsement

Somewhere in a quiet corner of the White House tonight, Barack Obama is no doubt weeping after learning that Amber Lee Ettinger, who became famous as "Obama Girl" during the 2008 campaign, has said she's just not that into him anymore. Sigh. She told the Daily Caller, she's "not as excited as I was the last time, that's… » 6/10/12 8:55pm 6/10/12 8:55pm

Barack Obama Steals Away On Sexy Tropical Paradise Island Vacation!

Barack Obama sure picked the right time to go on a secret vacation with Rihanna! The blind guy is STILL MAKING NEWS. Now it's co(mg)caine. Barack Obama did cocaine in the eighties. Who cares if the blind governor did cocaine in the eighties? Barack Obama probably gave it to him, and Barack Obama didn't have blindness… » 3/25/08 10:00am 3/25/08 10:00am

Obama Girl: "I Think Sometimes In This Campaign/You've Got A Crush On…


We stopped watching the Obama Girl videos awhile back because, you know, it got old. But this one, in which she pleas with Hillary to drop out of the race, is really great, especially if you drank too much last night, but that goes without saying. Helpfully, it has subtitles, the better for you to catch such exquisite … » 3/25/08 9:20am 3/25/08 9:20am

Adrian Grenier And Paris Hilton: Please Don't Let It Be On!

  • Paris Hilton and Entourage star Adrian Grenier are hanging out because he's making a documentary about the paparazzi — although they "looked pretty couple-y at her Malibu house party last Saturday." [Rush & Molloy, 2nd item]
  • The Obama Girl might vote for Hillary Clinton. Also, she'll be in the October issue of Playboy. …
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