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    The Times Uncovers The "Trend" Of Cutting

    Sometimes the New York Times is a little late to the party, so the "Growing Wave Of Teenage Self-Injury" story isn't really "news," per se, but yeah: Cutting is on the rise. Over the weekend I was on a college campus and saw a young lady in a tank top sitting outside of an ice cream parlor. Her hair was pinkish red, her knee socks were striped and her left arm was covered in razor slices — in various stages of healing — from shoulder to wrist. Writes the Times' Jane Brody: "There are no exact numbers for this largely hidden problem, but anonymous surveys among college students suggest that 17% of them have self-injured, and experts estimate that self-injury is practiced by 15% of the general adolescent population." Janis Whitlock, a psychologist doing an eight-college study on self-injury, says that the Internet is spreading the word, prompting many to try it who might not otherwise have known about it. And while some people can't understand why anyone would want to drag a blade across their skin until blood seeps out, it actually makes perfect sense. More »
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    Yes, On Our Blog You Will

    You probably heard, but the NY Times' 'Sunday Styles' section was chock-full of goodies this weekend. There was that surprisingly-unannoying 'Modern Love' column (gem of a passage: "As we ate, we theorized about the effects of pornography on romantic relationships. Dinner ended; he had to go pack for his trip. I asked casually when I was going to see him again. He sighed. "That's a loaded question." I asked what he meant, because I thought the question was fairly straightforward"); a story about the "branding" of Burma/Myanmar; and dozens of weddings. (So many weddings. Including one starring a Rockefeller!)

    Oh, and then there was that story about Jezebel. More »

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    Clitoral Circumcision Will Make This Baby "More Beautiful In The Eyes Of Her Husband"

    "When a girl is taken — usually by her mother — to a free circumcision event held each spring in Bandung, Indonesia, she is handed over to a small group of women who, swiftly and yet with apparent affection, cut off a small piece of her genitals."

    That sentence comprises the first 45 of over a thousand words devoted to female circumcision in Sunday's NY Times. (Sorry guys, this is the last of our Blue Monday-type stories for today.) According to Lukman Hakim, a (male) chairman of an Indonesian foundation that sponsors mass circumcisions, the benefits include the "stabilization" of a female's libido and balancing "her psychology". More »

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    Wedding news.

    So, you're an unmarried Christian investment banker, and that whole 'no sex before marriage and masturbation will make your penis rot' thing is really getting to you. And you meet a woman at a party who completely doesn't notice you, and mistakes you for a mugger when you chase after her to get her number. And she doesn't fancy you, but you stalk her all over bible class, and when she eventually agrees to go on a date with you, she makes it clear that you are repulsive. Probably because you are. More »
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    All the crap that's fit to print!

    Apparently they're having a DJ at the Oscars this year, to stop all the drunk celebs wandering off and puking in limos. More interestingly, said DJ will be of the feminine persuasion! We bet you'd like to hear all about it, wouldn't you? Like how she scored the gig, what it means to her, how difficult it is to get to the top in a male-dominated profession? More »
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    Rest in Peace, Slipper Lady.

    We finally got around to reading the NY Times obituaries section from yesterday and came across this sad report: Florence Z. Melton, 95, creator of the foam-rubber slipper, has passed away. More »