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topsy
01/08/09

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I have just made a vow to physically attack this harpy if I ever get within 10 miles of her stank ass. I hated her then and I hate her even more now because she doesn't have the decency to take her wrinkled racist ass and crawl back to the swamp she came from. Guess what bitch. It's President-inadequate-black-man. And he OWNS your ignorant ass! According to MASH, suicide is painless; give it a try.
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vamusical
01/08/09

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I can't watch the video, what is this "inadequate black male" nonsense???
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Jamie Sommers
01/08/09

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Servicy of her to make Princess Camelot look good by comparison.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
01/08/09

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If she is appointed, I will call U-Haul and leave New York for New Jersey. Thankfully, I am not too concerned about the prospects of this coming to fruition.
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MizJenkins
01/08/09

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I wonder if she has kids? I can so see her being THAT mom whose children are just constantly mortified.
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Mafalda para Presidente
01/08/09

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Dear Harriet,

GTF over it already.

Sincerely,

everyone else.
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BAngieB
01/08/09

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Is this going to lead to another debate about whether or not Harriet is a lesbian?
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morninggloria
01/08/09

@BAngieB: Harriet the Bi?
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BAngieB
01/08/09

@morninggloria: That's the one.
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AthertonMerriweather
01/08/09

In reply to Harriet The Fly
This means she'll have to take a break from emailing Wonkette all day.
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morninggloria
01/08/09

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That woman has some extra long fingers. Almost Pan's Labyrinth long.
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Kivrin
01/08/09

@morninggloria: And she's wearing sunglasses to hide the fact that her eyes aren't actually in her head!!!
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PrettyPrettyPrincess
01/08/09

@morninggloria: Her fingers are scaring the CRAP outta me right now. They are like creepy old vampire long. I sincerely hope that dude has some garlic and a cross on his person.
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TheUptightMidwesterner
01/08/09

In reply to Harriet The Fly
Oh criminy! She just wants in because then she can make up more dopey acronyms.
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hydrogen_jukebox
01/08/09

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Well, she's not what I want for my America, or my state.
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YourScreenplaySucks
01/08/09

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I have nothing to say about this lady that I haven't already said through gritted teeth.

I'm just glad that "Nutjob Update" is now a feature. So many nutjobs are reported about on Jezebel and I need to keep track of these people.

Next up, drunken Cow Suit Lady please.

[jezebel.com]
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Samanthrax
01/08/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: As I informed people of yesterday, you may be pleased to know that a local shop has been so kind as to create Cow Suit Lady shirts.

[www.lookatmeshirts.com]

(But don't really buy one because one time I saw the owner of the company out at a bar and he was wearing one of his creations that said, on a red shirt, "I want to be your tampon tonight.")
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YourScreenplaySucks
01/08/09

@Samanthrax: I can't believe that's an actual product in a store. I wonder if the Cow Suit Lady is getting royalties? It would be so rad if she could save up enough for a giant penguin costume for her next bender.
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morninggloria
01/08/09

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Don't we have enough Christians in the Senate?
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NefariousNewt
01/08/09

@morninggloria: Yes, but not enough of them in the Coliseum. Rome demands blood!

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Samanthrax
01/08/09

@morninggloria: I would literally SHIT my pants if a politician proclaimed they were anything other than a Christian. Especialy if they were an atheist. Gasp!
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amiableamy
01/08/09

@Samanthrax: [en.wikipedia.org])
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Samanthrax
01/08/09

@amiableamy: I just shit my pants!
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TheGuvnah
01/08/09

@Samanthrax: Pete Stark (D-CA) is an atheist and has been in Congress for years!

but yeah, other than that, i don't know if any.
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