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    "Nurse Of The Year" Not Actually A Nurse

    Sending Out An S.O.S.

    A Cross To Wear

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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/07/09

    In reply to "Nurse Of The Year" Not Actually A Nurse
    Nurse Betty? We need Greg Kinnear and Morgan Freeman ASAP, we can do the sequel!!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/07/09

    In reply to "Nurse Of The Year" Not Actually A Nurse
    But was she a SECRET DWARF HOOKER as well?!?!
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    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    08/07/09

    In reply to "Nurse Of The Year" Not Actually A Nurse
    Hey, wasn't there an episode of ER that did this?
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/07/09

    @TheExperience: I think there has been a few TV shows where this has happened!
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/07/09

    @TheExperience: Wasn't that an entire storyline from ages ago? Like, that crazy woman who got obsessed with Dr. Greene finagled her way onto the nursing staff despite the fact she wasn't actually a nurse at all?
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    08/07/09

    @TheExperience: Sorry for the double comment; something weird is going on with the submit button.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/07/09

    @cuteasabutton: M*A*S*H had an episode where a doctor turned out not to be a doctor.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    08/07/09

    @TheExperience: I think there was also a storyline involving a guy who escaped from the psych ward and was pretending to be a doctor. But his advice was so good and he was so engaging and logical that he wandered around the ER for an entire day without getting caught.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    08/07/09

    In reply to "Nurse Of The Year" Not Actually A Nurse
    I assumed doctors check with the state board that licenses nurses before hiring any nurse.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/07/09

    @Lymed: Never assume.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/07/09

    @Lymed: Yes. I don't know what the procedure in the US but the BF is a nurse and has to pay to be on a register of some sort here in the UK.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    08/07/09

    In reply to "Nurse Of The Year" Not Actually A Nurse
    Um, ok, so ladies, please ignore that "Bonerkiller and Unicorn Rider of the Year" award ceremony invite you may or may not have gotten from the Institute for the Betterment of My Bank Account.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/07/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: WHAT!?! I already bought a bad ass dress and got a tattoo of a unicorn in your honor! NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/07/09

    In reply to "Nurse Of The Year" Not Actually A Nurse
    I know doctors are busy people and all, but seriously, it takes like .5 seconds to run a search for "Connecticut Nursing Association," maybe slightly longer if you went to a clearinghouse-type site for various medical organizations in the country.
    It seems like spending a few minutes checking someone's qualifications would be preferable to fending off a lot of lawsuits that would very likely come down the pike if the person turns out to be a fake. But that's just me.
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    Image of Jo Aage Jo Aage
    08/07/09

    @wtfox?!: 'Zackly. I can find my own RN license online in about two minutes; why couldn't somebody in the doc's office do the same thing?
    What really scares me is that it took a patient complaint for anybody to look into this.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    08/06/09

    In reply to Sending Out An S.O.S.
    Walked out this morning
    Don't believe what I saw
    A hundred billion nurses
    Lined up in the lawn
    Seems I'm not alone in being worried
    A hundred billion nurses
    Looking for protection
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/06/09

    In reply to Sending Out An S.O.S.
    What's with California lately? Bad budget, anti-gay legislation and now it's giving nurses the shaft. Next thing you know they'll be fucking up elections like Florida.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    08/06/09

    @CurtCole: The Terminator terminated everything.
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    08/06/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: Well, he's not exactly helping. But we have this stupid 2/3 majority rule and a weird system of referanda and viral loopholes in our Proposition 13 mechanism and....well, we suck.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/06/09

    @otherginger: I'm from Texas, so really I have no room to State Shame.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    08/06/09

    @CurtCole: It's my fault. I used to live in Fla then I moved to Cali. Is there another state we wish to doom? I'll go there next.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/06/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Go visit Mrs. Todd Palin for me will ya?
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    Image of PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA
    08/06/09

    @CurtCole: It all started to go to shit when people began to refer to it as "Cali".
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    Image of AuntPenny AuntPenny
    06/03/09

    In reply to A Cross To Wear
    Someone should make a really big hospital gown for him. One that opens in the back.
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    06/03/09

    In reply to A Cross To Wear
    "Ow, ow, ow," said Jupiter. "All these nurses around and not one of them can do a thing about these hemorrhoids."


    Yeah, I made a butt joke. What?

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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    06/03/09

    In reply to A Cross To Wear
    I think it's interesting to see examples of women covering their hair outside of the Muslim community. It's such a polarizing issue in that context, yet nobody bats an eyelash at these nurses, or, for example, nuns.
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    Image of Espatriata Espatriata
    06/03/09

    In reply to A Cross To Wear
    He represents the Tyrrhenian sea, part of the monument to Victor Emmanuel II. And yes, he does have an ackwardly placed wolf in between his legs.
    - Rome tour guide
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    06/03/09

    @Espatriata: Ah, yes. Isn't the she-wolf the "Mother" of Rome? I'm thinking this:


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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    06/03/09

    In reply to A Cross To Wear
    Meanwhile, somewhere in the US, a former Attorney General thinks: "better Italian frikkin' nurses than I 'cos sometimes, there just aren't curtains big enough".
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    06/03/09

    In reply to A Cross To Wear
    Awww, this give me good memories. My Mom and Dad met while working at a Red Cross hospital.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    06/03/09

    In reply to A Cross To Wear
    Someone get some cut-offs on that poor embarrassed statue.
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