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    The Emperor Model Has No Clothes

    Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?

    Andy Auctions Off Nude Tennis Lesson • Dubai Beach Sex Couple Get 3 Months In Jail

    Cow Suit-Wearing Woman Scares Wee Ones • Man Paints Nude Palin Portrait For Windy City Pub

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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    06/26/09

    In reply to The Emperor Model Has No Clothes
    Some day, a child will look up and ask, "Mommy, what was an Agyness?"
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    I, Zombie Normal was starred I, Zombie Normal was unstarred
    Image of PrisonBreakShaker PrisonBreakShaker
    06/26/09

    In reply to The Emperor Model Has No Clothes
    Wow, even naked she looks vacant. When I'm naked I can at least express a joie de vivre.
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    PrisonBreakShaker was starred PrisonBreakShaker was unstarred
    Image of PrisonBreakShaker PrisonBreakShaker
    06/26/09

    @SisterFrost: I'm referring to her expression, of course- not snarking.
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    PrisonBreakShaker was starred PrisonBreakShaker was unstarred
    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    06/26/09

    @SisterFrost: I know what you mean. She looks very much like she's playing whatever role she was assigned for this shoot, not the intimate, personal nakedness I suppose exists for her partner(s). That said, she's beautiful.
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    tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was starred tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was unstarred
    Image of blurg blurg
    06/26/09

    In reply to The Emperor Model Has No Clothes
    I always find the phrase 'Totally naked' weird. It's like 'Oh so you can see all her fun bits and she's not even wearing socks? gotcha!'
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    blurg was starred blurg was unstarred
    Image of blurg blurg
    06/26/09

    @blurg: not business socks though, because these don't appear to be in preparation for business time.

    (though i do hope she sorted out the recycling)
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    blurg was starred blurg was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    06/26/09

    @blurg: But it's not Wednesday!
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    cuteasabutton was starred cuteasabutton was unstarred
    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    06/26/09

    In reply to The Emperor Model Has No Clothes
    Well, that's not very punk rock pubic hair.
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    Samanthrax was starred Samanthrax was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/26/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: No, it's not. I was sort of expecting a tiny mohawk. She looks great, though.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of pele tiger pele tiger
    06/26/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: It kind of reminds me of a mohawk... or more accurately a faux hawk.
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    pele tiger was starred pele tiger was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    06/26/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: What you can't see in the black and white picture is the amazing technicolor dye job.
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    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    06/26/09

    @pele tiger: @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: It looks kind of angry to me. I'm not sure what I mean by that, but angry.
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    stacyinbean was starred stacyinbean was unstarred
    Image of cirocco cirocco
    12/05/08

    In reply to Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?
    "Try them as a clean, light-looking finish to summer's little black dresses and skirts."


    It's DECEMBER. Is Lucky published in the southern hemisphere? Do people really buy shoes six months in advance of the time they plan to wear them?

     Reply
    cirocco was starred cirocco was unstarred
    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    12/05/08

    In reply to Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?
    Oh I have bought "dark" clear bandaids. Not a good look for an Irish girl. I misread the box.


    But seriously those are three of some of the must fugly shoes ever, not to mention that they would help you wear a SUMMER DRESS in January. Ya know for that trip to St. Barts we all go on around the holidays. No wonder these idiots have been harassing me to pat up on a subscription - all $9 I owe!

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    ArtfulSlinger was starred ArtfulSlinger was unstarred
    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    12/05/08

    In reply to Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?
    I would almost think the shoes would look better on someone darker. Clothing that looks like your skin=creepy.
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    Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was starred Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was unstarred
    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/05/08

    In reply to Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?
    This reminds me of the time when my mom took me to get my first pair of pointe shoes, and I asked the lady if I could get them in brown (my flesh color). She gave me a puzzled look. My mother explained to me that I'd have to dye them (along with my tights) like the other girls at my all-Black dance school did. The lady took it upon herself to remark how "horrible" it was to dye pointe shoes, and that the "right" color was pink or flesh. "For you," my mother said thru clenched teeth, as she scooped up her purse, grabbed my hand, and headed for the door.
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    ceejeemcbeegee is not here was starred ceejeemcbeegee is not here was unstarred
    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    12/05/08

    @ceejeemcbeegee: Cee, I had the same problems with pointe shoes. I can't believe I've forgotten trying to shop for "flesh colored" shoes for dance.
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    Jessi Ramsey was starred Jessi Ramsey was unstarred
    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    12/05/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: Oh, so I wasn't the only little brown girl in ballet? I was sure that was why they didn't have them.


    Then when I was 10 I saw the Dance Theatre of Harlem and my whole world changed. LOVE.

     Reply
    MizJenkins was starred MizJenkins was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/05/08

    In reply to Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?
    Okay everyone, please please please stop using the "f" word to describe that crayon. I know that's what it was called, I had them too. However I had to peel that part of the wrapping off that particular crayon because THAT WORD MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL. Kthx. As for Lucky, I think they named it Lucky because if you can afford the stuff they advertise, you're pretty lucky. Pleh. Also I can't think of the last time I saw a moddle of color in their pages. So eff them and their ugly shoes. I'm glad I'm unemployed if for the sole reason I can no longer buy stupid, waste-of-paper magazines like this one anymore.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/05/08

    In reply to Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?
    I had a pair kinda like the ones on the left once, not quite as many straps and they laced in front instead of the zipper. Plus they were about 2 shades darker. I didn't like them until I put them on then they were shockingly cute.


    Also the bandaid thing has always bothered me too. I go out of my way to buy goofy neon ones in protest.

     Reply
    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was starred AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was unstarred
    Image of hypnotic hypnotic
    12/05/08

    In reply to Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?
    wow so many replies


    1. i think the j simpson pair are cute...but again i realize i dont like the same shoes most commenters like


    2. lots of fashion editors promote "nude" shoes i actually like them


    3. as a brown person i think the contrast of a light shoe against our skin looks great


    4. i am rather late to this party

     Reply
    hypnotic was starred hypnotic was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/05/08

    In reply to Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?
    I'm not stuck on Band-Aid brand
    'Cause that color don't match on me!


    'Cause they don't match no matter what
    Not to your fingers toes or kneeees.


    I'm not stuck on Band-Aid Brand
    'Cause 'flesh-colored' won't match me!

     Reply
    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was starred Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was unstarred
    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    12/05/08

    @Ulookinatmyjunk!?!: They sell these at my corner store:


    [www.Ebon-Aide.com]


    It looks like you can buy them online too.

     Reply
    MizJenkins was starred MizJenkins was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/05/08

    @MizJenkins: We had brown bandages when I was a youngin'. I have no idea where my mother found them.
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    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was starred Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was unstarred
    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/05/08

    In reply to Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?
    Also, summer's little black dresses and skirts??


    Ummm, I put those away a bit ago. It is WINTER here.

     Reply
    Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka was starred Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka was unstarred
    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    12/05/08

    In reply to Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?
    If I saw that color, I would call it cream. Or ivory, depending on the paleness. I actually read the headline as "Nude Shots, But For Whom?" and I thought "oh great, who's gotten naked now but won't show their face? // don't tell me that you have to be a size 2 and perfectly tan to take naked shots for your SO, stfu."
     Reply
    tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was starred tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was unstarred
    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/05/08

    In reply to Lucky Promotes "Nude" Shoes, But For Whom?
    So are we supposed to look like we have Barbie feet?
     Reply
    NewsBunny was starred NewsBunny was unstarred
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