Miley Cyrus's X-Rated VMA Performance Horrifies Everyone Everywhere

Miley Cyrus took a cue from the Linda Blair Playbook during her "Blurred Lines" duet with Robin Thicke — who was dressed like a natty member of a 1920s chain gang, incidentally — at the MTV VMAs last night. Specifically, she danced with some life-sized teddy bears, took off her furry teddy (get it?) to reveal nude… » 8/26/13 9:10am 8/26/13 9:10am

Scream Like It's 2001: Timberlake Reuniting With *NSYNC at VMAs

Justin Timberlake will reunite with late '90s asterisk pirates *NSYNC for a performance at the VMAs, which I like to imagine they strong-armed him into. ("What, you're too good for us now just because you got rid of your Instant Ramen-looking hair and married the hot girl from Summer Catch?") But they aren't rushing… » 8/20/13 9:00am 8/20/13 9:00am

Louis CK Cast A Black Actress As The Mother Of His White Kids And…

Louis CK, continuing to carve out a niche for himself as Sort Of Genius/the Lethargic Husky Dream Man of men and women across the nation with dark senses of humor and minor clinical depression, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night fielding questions about his choice to cast a black woman (after valiantly Googling, it… » 6/27/12 9:00am 6/27/12 9:00am

Justin Bieber Would Like to Be 1. Your Boyfriend and 2. Justin…

Justin Bieber's new video, "Boyfriend," dropped last night, and there's something different about The Beebs. He's all growed up! Compare this clip to his mega-hit, "Baby". Sweepy bangs? Gone. No purple hoodie. Bowling alleys are for kids! It's all about cars on rooftops. JB has an upswept 'do and a deeper voice,… » 5/04/12 5:20pm 5/04/12 5:20pm