Buns of Anarchy: A Retrospective of Jax Teller's Beautiful Butt

Now that Sons of Anarchy is over, there's a hole in my Tuesday evening schedule, there's no more SAMCRO and most importantly, no more copious shots of Jax Teller's bare butt in action. REAL TEARS. In memorial, here is a collection of Jax's butt, played by Charlie Hunnam's actual butt, in various emotional moments. I… » 12/16/14 4:20pm 12/16/14 4:20pm

Woman Eats Period Blood, Gets Showered in Hot Fountain of Vomit

Happy Monday! If you're having a bad day, I've got just the thing to make it better: A chilling (well, very warm, actually) tale of a woman who swallowed her own blood clots while trying to perform fellatio upon her partner. And then he Roman showered her. How does that even happen? Let me paint you a picture. » 12/08/14 5:30pm 12/08/14 5:30pm

Fifty Shades of Dick: The Best Crotch Shots in Mainstream Film

The sad news that Fifty Shades of Grey will not feature any full-frontal has left many of us devastated. Fear not, however! Jezebel is here to pick up the rubble and distract you with the 50 best (theme, you see?) peens you can see on-screen. Trust us, these pictures will make your mood rise. » 11/05/14 4:50pm 11/05/14 4:50pm

Horny Old Ladies Describe Sex With Younger Man

"I got into doing gang bangs in 2008," says Shirley, 78, in the NSFW clip above. "I've done 14 of 'em since then. Each one is better than the last one." She then opens her shirt to reveal a tattoo on her breast (that's the real NSFW part of the video). I'm not going to tell you what it says because I want you to… » 8/22/14 11:58am 8/22/14 11:58am

Man Gets Dick Chopped Off, Still Has More Sex Than Any Of Us

What's better than a guy with two dicks answering all the questions you might have about his endowment? Not much, but a contender has appeared. Meet Penisindoor, a man who is dickless due to a bloody accident and who's currently awaiting an experimental penile transplant. Close your eyes if you're squeamish. » 8/18/14 8:20pm 8/18/14 8:20pm

Man Makes Loom Band Dick Pouch, Wears It For Charity, Looks Pretty Good!

Man, I know that the loom band tutorials I watch late at night tell me that there's no limit to the things I can create with only some picks and a few rubber bands, but Patrick Kavanagh has really rocked my world with the graphic (and colorful) penis cozy he's created for charity. And for about 500 pounds, he'll… » 8/06/14 8:30pm 8/06/14 8:30pm

Uplifting Tales And Hella Dicks: This Is Fapworthy And It's Your Fault

If you can't watch porn unless you're being emotionally manipulated into it ("You'll never look at a coke can the same way again!") then Fapworthy is for you. A fun new site that pairs hardcore videos with irritating feel-good hooks? What could be more internet than that? And you know what? It's all your fault. » 7/31/14 7:45pm 7/31/14 7:45pm

Mayor Opens Investigation After Woman Wins Free Drink For Blowing 24 Men

A local mayor on the spanish island of Majorca has opened an investigation after a video of a woman performing oral sex on over 20 men in a bar surfaced online earlier today. The woman, believed to be a British tourist, fellated the men for the prize of a bottle of Cava, which is estimated to be worth three euros. » 7/03/14 6:51pm 7/03/14 6:51pm

These Randy Cartoon Characters Will Make You Laugh Out Loud (NSFW)

Hornytoongifs is a new Tumblr that has been making the internet rounds since it exploded earlier this week. The blog, which started in January pairs together pictures of barely-clothed male models (okay, in some cases they are naked but genitals are blurred) with gifs of cartoon characters engaging in naughty… » 3/22/14 4:35pm 3/22/14 4:35pm