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    Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
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    Image of Ms. Stewbert has left the building (suck it Gawker) Ms. Stewbert has left the building (suck it Gawker)
    06/24/09

    In reply to Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
    Mr. Stewbert used some reward points to get me a subscription to Cosmo but didn't tell me first. Now I can't change it to another mag so be on the lookout for frequent, needy posts about how big my butt looks in these pants, why isn't my hair full and shiny at all times, even in the middle of summer and whether I am committed enough to being a proper sex kitten for said hubs, lest he find what he needs outside of the home.


    I haz a whole year of sads.

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    Image of Abra Abra
    06/24/09

    @Ms. Stewbert is tired of hyphenating: I think he's trying to tell you that you're not maximizing his pleasure "down there." Never fear, your new subscription will solve everything!
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    06/24/09

    In reply to Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
    The popular girls can make the nerds do their homework, but at the end of the day, they're not fooling anyone.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    06/24/09

    In reply to Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
    I find scrunchies to be the perfect accessory for pulling clutter out of the way. Also good for blow jobs.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/24/09

    In reply to Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
    Fuck that. If I get laid off, I am hitting my laid off teacher friend's pool.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    06/24/09

    @Penny: At first glance what with the "laid" and the "hitting" I thought you were planning on getting it on with your teacher friend.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/24/09

    @dreamweave: Heh, I guess that was a poorly structured sentence.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/24/09

    In reply to Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
    I thought the Plan B Summer Tips was a joke.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    06/24/09

    In reply to Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
    What? How To Please Your Man In the Bedroom doesn't get its own tab?
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    06/24/09

    In reply to Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
    THAT'S less cluttered? Oy vey. And ugh, the pink, I die.
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    Image of Lazy Line Painter Jane Lazy Line Painter Jane
    06/24/09

    @vamusical: that is EXACTLY how my former college roommate used to talk. She was from Long Island. Everything was "I die" or "i'm dyinggggg"
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    06/24/09

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: ?!... I'm from Virginia...
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    06/24/09

    In reply to Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
    "If you're small up top, flaunt what you've got with a foxy style that will make your twins the main attraction,"


    ....so, "Hey lady, your tits look like foxes in a fight" was a compliment?

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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    06/24/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: BWHAHA. It's always a compliment. How could it be anything else?!
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/24/09

    In reply to Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
    And if you read the new website while stroking the back of your boyfriends left ankle, I heard it gives him MIND-BLOWING ORGASMS!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/24/09

    In reply to Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
    Everyone knows you need a retirement plan, a plan to escape your home in the event of fire and a penile fracture plan. It's just common sense.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    06/24/09

    @BabyJane:

    Step One: Regain your composure after the man stops screaming.


    Step Two: Reassure him of his virility, as this is a very vulnerable time for him.


    Step Three: No, no, unplug your iron. That just doesn't work. Trust us.


    Step Four: Contact your friendly local urology delivery service.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/24/09

    @Santos L Halper: *Do not attempt to bind with a scrunchie as it may cause pleasure.
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    Image of solidbrassfasteners solidbrassfasteners
    06/24/09

    @BabyJane: You joke, but I am TERRIFIED of accidentally breaking a dude's junk. Seriously. This is a concern of mine. I don't know why, it just is.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/24/09

    @solidbrassfasteners: I was joking about it, but in all honesty, fears are fears. I have a set of my own so I understand where you're coming from.


    @Zombie MissSkittles is not your kind of lady: You can never be too careful.

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    Image of EvilVaginaTroll EvilVaginaTroll
    06/24/09

    In reply to Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
    lighter and less cluttered - just like they recommend your brain should be!
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    06/24/09

    @EvilVaginaTroll: That way you'll have more room up there for great tips like "eat a donut off him while you're going down on him"!
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    06/24/09

    @EvilVaginaTroll: 369 ways to speed up the rate of brain cell death!
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