@mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: I'm sorry, I'm in my school library, looking out the window at our very massive basilica, and that just made me laugh so hard. I'm creating a disturbance. #carrieprejean
Outer beauty might be able to get you as far as Gretchen Rossi's house. Why don't you go there and the two of you can start a Human Barbie Bible Study Group? #carrieprejean
@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: She is appealing to the demographic that still counts Kirk Cameron as a celebrity. She's like the Scarlett O'Hara of the Christo-crazies. If she plays her cards right, she'll never go hungry again. #carrieprejean
And by "so far" she of course means "on the cover of countless magazines and newspapers and with your opinions splattered all over all the major news networks. Also, a book deal!" yes? #carrieprejean
Wait, maybe she has amnesia or something and constantly forgets that she's pretty much just talking about herself when she says shit like this. Maybe. #carrieprejean
@underaether: I would seriously love if she started claiming to have amnesia to explain her hypocrisy. That would make me the happiest clam in the sea. #carrieprejean
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What did she do, smear shit on the side of her head? #carrieprejean
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Wait, maybe she has amnesia or something and constantly forgets that she's pretty much just talking about herself when she says shit like this. Maybe. #carrieprejean
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