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    Iraqi Surgeons Making Over Countrywomen, One Nose At A Time

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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    07/13/09

    In reply to Iraqi Surgeons Making Over Countrywomen, One Nose At A Time
    I want to start a big-nose acceptance movement. Mostly because I want plastic surgery reality shows to stop telling me that my big old crooked nose is terrifying children :(



    Iraqi women: Accept your gigantic nose!
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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    07/13/09

    @LolaQuinn: I love big noses! Aquiline noses, crooked noses, straight noses, formerly broken and reset noses; they're all great. It may be because mine is so small-- I used to tug on the tip of it at night to try to encourage it to grow!
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    07/13/09

    In reply to Iraqi Surgeons Making Over Countrywomen, One Nose At A Time
    We may not have brought them the Western democracy we promised, but at least we brought them Western ideals of beauty.
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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    07/13/09

    In reply to Iraqi Surgeons Making Over Countrywomen, One Nose At A Time
    Who knew it would be so easy to come up with a downside to a reduction in violence in Iraq?



    I know this isn't a popular opinion here, but really, plastic surgery is not the greatest evil ever to be visited upon the Earth. Yes, some people do it with distorted expectations for how it will improve their lives; and yes, plenty of people make aesthetic choices that you may find questionable; and yes, it is important to love yourself for who you are. But I don't think plastic surgery is automatically a bad/gross/anti-feminist/self-hating thing. We all do certain things to appease our vanity and make ourselves feel attractive.

    Obviously, this is more extreme than a new dye job or teeth whitening or an expensive outfit. But plastic surgery can make people feel better about how they look, and like it or not, that can really make you feel better about yourself as you go about your daily life. I'm not saying a combo nose job/boob job/tummy tuck is the answer to self esteem issues. I just don't think we should judge these poor women for wanting the chance to make these (yes, maybe selfish; sure, maybe vain) choices for themselves.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/13/09

    In reply to Iraqi Surgeons Making Over Countrywomen, One Nose At A Time
    We'll know that Iraq has been fully liberated when Iraqis start bleaching their assholes.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/13/09

    @morninggloria: Nicely done!
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    07/13/09

    @morninggloria: My name is Artemis, and I have a bleached asshole.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    07/13/09

    In reply to Iraqi Surgeons Making Over Countrywomen, One Nose At A Time
    People able to get breast reduction surgery to reduce back pain is definitely a plus.
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    Image of TheGuvnah TheGuvnah
    03/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
    I find it HILARIOUS that Us makes it seem that britney knows how much Hillary Clinton got for her book deal.
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    Image of whitekidinflatbush whitekidinflatbush
    03/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
    EDDIE CIBRIAN! I have loved him ever since his stint as the evil Matt Clark on The Young & the Restless.


    And for God's sake, that Aniston quote was from the cover of her famous "Vanity Fair" interview. OK! is feeling especially lazy this week.

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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    03/18/09

    @whitekidinflatbush: My best friend from high school says that Eddie Cibrian in But I'm a Cheerleader is his gay "root."
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    Image of SkipToMyLou SkipToMyLou
    03/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
    Dear R.Pattz and K.Stew,


    Please, next time, try to look just a little bit higher.


    Thanks!

    Love,

    STML.

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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    03/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
    I thought FOR SURE that the super hot Eddie Cibrian was gay. Good on you, LeAnn. Well, maybe get divorced first. Not so good on that part.
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    Image of jaxdesert jaxdesert
    03/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
    Two observations:
    (1) It is beyong uncouth to have Lacey's "LOST TWO SIZES!" right next to Jade's deathbed vigil.


    (2) If Nicole Ritchie is actually having twins, let me tell ya, there ain't no one in Hollywood having kids the old fashioned way anymore. Every single one of those people with multiples is running to the doctor to get fertility treatments and I guarantee you they are not all having fertility problems (unless it is anorexia related).

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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    03/18/09

    @jaxdesert: I hate that I know this, but her husband is a twin, and it runs in families.
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    Image of twinkette twinkette
    03/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
    How did they know Katie was looking at her stomach when she glanced down and smiled? When I glance down and smile it's either because I love my shoes or my boyfriend.
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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    03/18/09

    @twinkette: Is he lying on the floor at your feet?
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    03/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
    OWL PELLET!!!OMG THOSE THINGS ARE GROSS AND SO, SO AWESOME!!!!!


    Sorry, but they are. Both gross and incredibly awesome. You can see everything they ate!! Like, even the fur, and stuff!!!


    Obviously, I like strange things.

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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    03/18/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: ...I think they're boring because they're not gross ENOUGH. I like to be able to look at tiny kidneys and large intestines. Once I dissected a frog that had three legs and liver cancer. Now that's cool.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    03/18/09

    @gobblegirl: Noted. I guess my gross isn't gross enough for your gross.


    *wanders away, beleaguered owl pellet cradled in hand*

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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    03/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
    Jessica actually lost those 10 pounds in 10 seconds, and it involved TAKING OFF THOSE HIDEOUS-ASS JEANS.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    03/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
    Nicole Scherzinger doesn't appear to be any skinnier, just raising her arms. Instant diet!
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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    03/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
    If eating cheese pizza means that Katie Holmes is preggo, consider me octo-mom.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    03/18/09

    @BellaTricks: WIN.
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    03/18/09

    @marshmallory: COD!
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