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    Barbie Doll Sex: Cute In Any Country

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    Image of funzette funzette
    10/20/09

    In reply to Barbie Doll Sex: Cute In Any Country
    Daughter: "You can touch, you can play, if you say, I'm always yours!"

    Mom: "Lene! I'm trying to read this paper!"

    Voiceover: Little did her mother know, but her little Norwegian princess would go on to front a band full of Danes and bring her Kinky Barbie Sex Dreams to the masses. Let's go party, indeed.

    (Brought to you by the Norwegian Musical Preservation Society: We're Not Just A-Ha! Anymore)
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/20/09

    @funzette: (Brought to you by the Norwegian Musical Preservation Society: We're Not Just A-Ha! Anymore)

    It's all awesome, but this? Brilliant! #vgbarbieandkenad
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    10/20/09

    @funzette: Damn those witty Scandanavians! #vgbarbieandkenad
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Barbie Doll Sex: Cute In Any Country
    It also makes me happy that the little girl wears glasses. #vgbarbieandkenad
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    Image of Svenskasweetie Svenskasweetie
    10/20/09

    In reply to Barbie Doll Sex: Cute In Any Country
    "The day is not the same without VG" is my interpretation of the thing at the end. The spoken stuff in the beginning is just small talk about the coffee. #vgbarbieandkenad
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Barbie Doll Sex: Cute In Any Country
    At the beginning of the movie, the mother says to the elderly woman "very good coffee,". As the mother raises her newspaper, the daughter exclaims "daddy" and the text reads "The day is not the same without VG"
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    Image of inkyhand inkyhand
    10/20/09

    In reply to Barbie Doll Sex: Cute In Any Country
    There's not really much to translate - the first sentence is a comment to grandma, then the girl says "Dad?" and the tagline comes on: The Day isn't the Same Without VG.

    It's kind of awesome. My parents reaction to my curiousity about sex was basically the same thing. #vgbarbieandkenad
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    Image of Gobiasomecoffee Gobiasomecoffee
    10/20/09

    In reply to Barbie Doll Sex: Cute In Any Country
    I can't tell what she's saying in the beginning, but the printed words on the end translate to "your days are not quite the same without it", it referring to the paper. #vgbarbieandkenad
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Barbie Doll Sex: Cute In Any Country
    I am challenged to find anyone who was NOT pervy with their Barbies. #vgbarbieandkenad
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    10/20/09

    @Penny: Barbie and Ken (renamed as Ricardo, in my case) we're at it like crazy. #vgbarbieandkenad
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    10/20/09

    @Penny: Mine got piercings in weird places #vgbarbieandkenad
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    10/20/09

    @Ailatan: Well, my mom has always said she preferred '60s G.I. Joe to Ken. Joe had jointed wrists so things could get really frisky. #vgbarbieandkenad
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    10/20/09

    @Penny: I still get shamed by a childhood friend for making our dolls have sex. I keep telling her everyone was doing it! My god are little girls horny weirdos. Just makes it more difficult to swallow when idiots prattle on about how women have no sex drive. #vgbarbieandkenad
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    Image of whothewhatnow whothewhatnow
    09/23/09

    In reply to The Family Of Man
    Wendy should have left earlier if she wanted her chance to stand on the flattened polar bear. Once Chad from Accounting strips down and strikes his pose, your whole lunch hour is shot, and it's no bear-standing for you.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/23/09

    In reply to The Family Of Man
    Man, the bear has no pecs. Time to beef up!
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    09/23/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: "Ve are goinck to pump... (clap) ...YOU UP!"
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    09/23/09

    In reply to The Family Of Man
    This is going to be one hilarious episode of Trading Spaces, am I right?
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    09/23/09

    @hortense: I'm not sure. Really, all he needs is a layer of decoupage.
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    09/23/09

    @GirlFailer: Throw some straw on the walls and they're all set.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    09/23/09

    @hortense: "Oh my god!!! My God!!! It's just what I've always wanted!!!! How did you know!!!"
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