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    Coming Soon: Team Sparklevamp Capitalism!

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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    07/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Team Sparklevamp Capitalism!
    I'm so excited about Jeremy Scott showing in London! When I heard I screamed so loud 3 people came into my room to ask if I was ok.
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    Image of RitaCamill RitaCamill
    07/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Team Sparklevamp Capitalism!
    I know she seems to have gotten her act together, but I'm still not sure I like the thought of smelling like Amy Winehouse.
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    cate3710 promoted this comment RitaCamill was starred RitaCamill was unstarred
    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    07/23/09

    @RitaCamill: What, you don't want to smell like BLAAAAAAKE? Every morning I wake up and rub cigarette butts and cotton balls soaked in whiskey on my pulse points in the hopes of achieving eau de Winehouse.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    07/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Team Sparklevamp Capitalism!
    Girls! Pick a Twilight Team! Would you rather be stalked by a creepy vampire who, with your knowledge or consent, watches you while you sleep, or be kissed by a werewolf after you've already told him no, because no secretly means yes? Both are SO INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/23/09

    @Annabellie: I were going to go for a neanderthal, I'd pick Jondalar from Clan of Cave Bear.
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    Image of marionette marionette
    07/23/09

    @Annabellie: Oh my, Annabellie, I am all too overwhelmed by the sheer swoon-worthiness of it to choose! Please, someone fetch me my fainting couch!
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/23/09

    @Annabellie: I'm going to have to go with "Team Jacob" just because I like the name Jacob a lot.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/23/09

    @marionette: I have the smelling salts!~!
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    Image of KelseyElle KelseyElle
    07/23/09

    @Annabellie: Don't forget, the werewolf is in love with a BABY.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    07/23/09

    @Annabellie: Bella is the luckiest girl EVAR!!!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/23/09

    @KelseyElle: It's all good mormon-writer fun until someone falls for an infant.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    07/23/09

    @CurtCole: I don't know what your problem is! He wasn't in love with the infant, he was just felt an instant, incredibly strong connection to her and is destined to marry her when he grows up. NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/23/09

    @Annabellie: The more I hear about these books, the more I think they were an elaborate prank on America by John Waters.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/23/09

    @Annabellie: Vampire with a penchant for body glitter or rastafarian werewolf? I CANNOT PICK ZOMG.
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    Image of alwaysapropos alwaysapropos
    07/23/09

    @Annabellie: I don't get the team-picking thing in general. Aren't you supposed to do that with stuff like Jen and Angie, where it could potentially go either way? The books are over (thank god), she picked Edward, and who cares. I'm not about to go placing bets on the 2007 World Series, you know?
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    07/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: *puts on pedant glasses*

    Jondalar is a Cro-Magnon.

    *takes off glasses*
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    07/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Team Sparklevamp Capitalism!
    Life was so much simpler and more peaceful when you could just wear your "Team Corey" t-shirt.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Team Sparklevamp Capitalism!

    Team George Hamilton!
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/23/09


    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Team Willem Dafoe!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/23/09


    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Team Gary Oldman! Hey-YO!
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/23/09


    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Team Gerard Butler!
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    lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist promoted this comment Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/23/09


    @CurtCole: I think this is what you mean when you say "Team Gary Oldman."
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of Gavagirl Gavagirl
    07/23/09


    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Team Klaus Kinski!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/23/09


    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Klaus Kinski never gets the love.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/23/09

    @Gavagirl: You beat me to it.
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    Image of Gavagirl Gavagirl
    07/23/09

    @BabyJane: Ha! Nice to know I'm not the only one on the team.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/23/09

    @Yahtzii: He can lick my razor shavings anytime.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    07/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Team Frank Langella. Senator Vampire.

    *sigh* Images still not working. (Although I see from the other "team members" that I am the problem.)
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    07/23/09


    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....:
    Team David Bowie!
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/23/09

    @Ipomoea is a joyful girl: I like to think that everyone is on Team David Bowie by default.
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