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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    #15 I know "V" is not the best show it can be but was it really necessary to skin the visitors for couture? #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Dear God, J-Lo-Hew. WHAT is on your FEET? Terrible. Terrible, awful, heinous, dreadful. Open-toed, slouch leather shooties? Why? Why would you do that? Is it for a ghost? Tell me it's for a ghost, okay? #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere

    Stephenie Meyer is, once again, showing that she makes her living off of frumpifying Anne Rice. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @suiterkin: Oh man, that's a Tab in the corner. (Yes, that is what I noticed - the shit was/is addictive). #newmoon
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    How much do I love this poster: "Jackson tell Jasper I have a papercut 2" #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Stephanie Meyer - "What's a Grecian urn?" #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Sweet sparkly mother of rock 'n roll....when did Joan Jett morph into the bastard love child of Joyce DeWitt and Michelle Forbes?
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    11/17/09

    @maria_hecht002: THAT's who she reminded me off, thanks! Janet! Oy. #newmoon
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    Image of serenepanic serenepanic
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say I like what Stephanie Meyer's got goin' on... #newmoon
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    bookling promoted this comment serenepanic was starred serenepanic was unstarred
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    11/17/09

    @serenepanic: I like it too, although I think it would be more flattering if the sleeves were shorter and/or plain black (they stumpify her arms as is), and possibly if the bottom was a bit fuller to balance her out a bit. Otherwise, I think she looks lovely. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    "Kristin Marie Stewart - stand up straight, young lady! You are going to a red carpet, not a barn dance! And that hair-"

    "But Moooom, this is how all the angsty teenagers slouch!"

    "If all the 'angsty teenagers' joined a pack of werewolves, would you join too?"

    "You know I'm vowed to Edward's clan FOREVER omgluvsquee!"

    "Well, at least your makeup is tasteful. But are you sure it's not a werewolf who gave you that haircut?"

    "MOM!"

    "Fine, fine. Have fun!"

    "Whatever."

    "Don't make a vampire sex tape...or do drugs!"

    "BYE MOM." #newmoon
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    Image of EleanorofAquitane EleanorofAquitane
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Kristen, dearest, your dress is beautiful. Why do you insist on fug-ifying it with a mullet. a MULLET??? For the love of all things un-dead and blood-sucking, why!?!? It's like a never ending crucifix. Just stick a stake in me already. I get it. You don't want me to like you. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @EleanorofAquitane: To be fair (and though the styling is terrible) she got the mullet because of the Joan Jett biopic. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Yuck, I have a sneaking suspicion that Kristen Stewart's dress is a 2-piece. Nasty. It takes me to a nostalgic place that I just don't want to go to, circa 2000, and what the Americans among us would call 'senior prom'. At least I had better posture. #newmoon
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Leah, did your mama that bore you tell you to wear shoes two sizes too big? Because you should have thrown those out with your spring cleaning (awakening) #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: If wearing shoes that are too big is a crime, Lea Michele is a guilty one. #newmoon
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/17/09

    @first man: She just didn't want to get left behind, but that really is the bitch of living, isn't it? #newmoon
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/17/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I think celebrities often wear too-big shoes on the red carpet because they are sample shoes that are gifted by designers for that particular outfit.

    Finally, a sample size that would fit some part of me! #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: She should have taken the word of her body and tossed those shoes into her junk pile #newmoon
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/17/09

    @CrankyOldBroad: You can tell who knows their musicals around here. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    How has nobody mentioned Christian Serratos boobs? What are they made out of? Where does one get a pair like that. I don't remember if I liked her dress of not, because all I can do is see BOOBS. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @jemandtheholograms: I'm concerned about her, she's beginning to look a little porn-y. She's supposed to be the sweet friend. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @lucyjae: Is she in Twilight? What else has she been in? #newmoon
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    11/17/09


    @jemandtheholograms: Looks like she was on Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide as Suzie Crabgrass before Twilight. This is what she looked like in Twilight: #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Noot Seear is what I wish Ra'mon's Sci Fi challenge dress was.

    A friend of mine was telling me that she was going back up to our mutual childhood suburb to see Twilight this week(end?) but they will have to drive over an hour to another theatre because tickets had been sold out for two months there. I want to see this movie, but maybe I'll wait until I can pirate it offline. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @Snowbunny: I keep on looking at Noot Seear's dress and wondering if the snakeskin breastplate would stop a spear. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @lurkerbynature: Probably, but only if somebody was attacking her boobs. The chiffon down the middle is not protecting her heart at all. I guess aliens don't have hearts, or they're in different parts of their body. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Oh Leah Michele, get shoes that fit.

    That is one of my very, very few fashion pet peeves. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    I think Stephenie Meyer's dress was meant to give an enhanced illusion of hourglass and look slimming, but it somehow managed to have the opposite effect. In theory it might be nice, but it's all wrong on her. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @lurkerbynature: i'm wondering if it's the fabric. It looks too tight nd restricting-- I think something a little looser would have given her the hourglass thing it's going for. #newmoon
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    Image of lurkerbynature lurkerbynature
    11/17/09

    @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: The dress does look a size too small from the way it's stretching across her hips. But also, the band of pattern that looks like it is supposed to define a waist area is too high (and probably too broad) and makes her breasts look smaller than they are while not actually defining her waist. And, I can see that in theory the sleeves are supposed to kind of make part of the arm disappear into shadow or dress, but it just doesn't work so it's counterproductive.

    Which is stupid, because it's not like she had a bad figure to start out with. #newmoon
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