Mitt Romney Seeks an 'Incredibly Boring White Guy' to be His Vice…

When it comes to his campaign for president, Mitt Romney will be damned if he's going to make the same mistakes as John McCain before him. Instead, he's committed himself to making all new, totally original gaffes. As anyone who was alive in 2008 will remember, one of McCain's most stunning errors was selecting a… » 5/14/12 9:05pm 5/14/12 9:05pm

Sarah Palin Reveals Diabolical Plan to Spontaneously Run for President

Sarah Palin has always enjoyed toying with us, but for the past few months she's seemed largely irrelevant. We all thought she'd given up on public office and was content to mouth off for cash and/or serve America in other ways. But it seems we have all been had. In an interview with Fox Business's Eric Bolling, Palin… » 2/17/12 11:00am 2/17/12 11:00am