Noel Gallagher of Oasis recently did some commentary for a compilation of his band's old videos. And apparently he really, really fucking hates them. Just totally hates them. Hates them so fucking much. Pretty much all of them. Oh God and it is beautiful.

I cannot believe what a complete turnaround Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have made in my personal court of public opinion, just by being complete weirdos all the time and straight douching $10 million (the crystals thing didn't hurt either). Like...do I like them now? Are they my...favorite celebrities? Anyway,…

Unfortunately, The Year That Love Died appears to be extending into 2013: Actress, vocal feminist and possible Kentucky senatorial candidiate Ashley Judd and her husband, three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, are divorcing after eleven years of marriage, which is like a golden anniversary in celebrity years.

A Nicki Minaj verse on Lil Wayne's new mixtape Dedication 4 is whipping all the blogs up into an unnecessary frenzy about her political predilections this morning:

Remember on The O.C. when Marissa overdosed in Tijuana or that other time when she shot and killed Ryan's brother Trey or anytime she was onscreen ever and all you wanted was for her to get the fuck out of there so you could see what was happening with Seth and Summer? Well, Noel Gallagher's new music video for…

You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and…

A festival goer wears a mask of Britain's Queen Elizabeth during British performer Noel Gallagher's set on the first weekend of the 2012 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, Saturday, April 14, 2012, in Indio, Calif. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)

Meet Anais Gallagher, the 11-year-old daughter of former Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher and Meg Matthews. Anais is a model, <a href="http://www.selectmodel.com/portfolio.aspx?modelid=556989&subid=9258&mainsubid=9258&sexid=2&alpha=ad&link=Women&slink=SneakPreviewsigned with Select in London. This very nice…

• It's from The Sun, so, you know, consider the source and all, but one of Lady Gaga's roadies claims that the singer is planning to marry her boyfriend, Luc Carl in a "fairytale" ceremony this winter.

• In an interview with TMZ, Gary Coleman's ex-wife Shannon Price said, "I don't want people to be so hard on me thinking I had to pull the plug too early. He wouldn't have made it anyway..."

• Is Justin Timberlake going to be on SNL next week? A source claims they overheard Timberlake talking about taping a secret segment for next week's season finale. Digital short, maybe? [PageSix]

• According to an unconfirmed report on an unreliable website and repeated by a newspaper, Beyoncé is pregnant.

• 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…

• Well here's one we haven't heard before: A source claims that Macaulay Culkin is Blanket Jackson's father. [The Sun]
• Also: Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, 24, claims Michael Jackson is his dad. [TMZ]

• Adam Goldstein better known as DJ AM was found dead yesterday at his New York City home, nearly one year after miraculously surviving a plane crash with fellow musician, Travis Barker. Goldstein was 36 years old. [People]

• Oy (Oi?): An Australian tabloid is claiming that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are "in turmoil" because Kristen is pregnant with the sparkle vamp's spawn.

• Lindsay Lohan continued her post-breakup bender by hitting three clubs last night and throwing eggs at X17 photographers. [Us]

• PETA has one of George Clooney's sweaty towels and wrote him a letter asking to harvest his perspiration to make Clooney flavored tofu, or CloFu. "As a mammal, I'm offended," said Clooney in response. [E!]

• Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have split up again, five months after reconciling. "Sarah initiated the split this time," says a source. "He's bummed." The two had dated on and off for six years.[US Weekly]

[London, January 10. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]