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    Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian

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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    BI: Obviously Eddie Murphy putting Rick James out. But didn't Eddie and Charlie beat him up in the legs too?
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    06/16/09

    @plantainforbrains: Thank you for making me miss Chapelle's show! That sketch was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.


    "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

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    06/16/09

    @Dayman-Fan: "Game...Blouses!"
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    [i]Spencer Pratt says that when he did the Today show, he thought that Al Roker was a "fan" "off the street.[/i]


    Yeah, well, Roker thought you were the turd in the toilet from his morning shit.

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    06/16/09

    @StevieWonderWoman: Before that he was saying "why is the weatherman interviewing us?"


    You were interviewed by the best weatherman in the world, who also studied journalism and worked to get where he is in life. I would piss my pants five times if I met Al Roker. Also, I know this is foreign to you, but he worked to get where he is in life. STFU, Fleshbeard!

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    06/16/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: Yeah, really. How disrespectful. Sadly, they probably got interviewed by the 'weatherman' because the other journalists on the show either refused or had other, more important interviews to conduct and so Al got put on the chopping block. Even so, he's more of a star than those two could ever dream of being. Even if he is *just* a weatherman.


    They should've let Willard the Smuckers Man interview them instead.

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    06/16/09

    @kaiwhakamarie: My love for Willard the Smuckers Man knows no barriers.


    I think Spencer and Heidi should be grateful they're getting interviews. They are at minute 13 of 15.

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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    "Even the people that were shovelling bodies into gas chambers would say 'we're just obeying orders'... you've got to accept responsibility for what you're doing. If your actions as an individual are directly having a negative effect on someone else's life then you can't say 'I'm just doing my job.'"


    This from a man who stepped over a dying person in the street.

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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    Is it just me or does that Leonardo DiCaprio movie sound reeeally boring? The description makes it sound like we'll just be watching people play online poker.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    I know Speidi are trying to "burn" Al Roker by saying they didn't know who he is, but it really just makes them look clueless... And I'm not sure why Heidi is playing the female card. Don't be rude to women? He wasn't rude to her because she has to X chromosomes, he was rude to her because she's a stupid individual.


    And I believe the Natalie Portman movie is a remake of some horror classic where the ballet school is a cover for satanists... I forget the name of the original but it is supposedly one of the most gruesome movies of all time. Or something.

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    06/16/09

    @chebella: But "don't be rude to morons and fleshbeards" doesn't have the same self-righteous ring to it.
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    06/16/09

    @chebella: Suspiria. And it really wasn't that gruesome. I don't do really gory movies, and I could sit through it and enjoy it. Some of Argento's other films are pretty brutal, though.
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    06/16/09

    @apocalypse-nowish: That's a beautiful movie. I didn't think it was scary, though.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    Lindsay Lohan: Spotted at a club "not acting normal."


    Putting on pants with steadily focused eyes?

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    06/16/09

    @MizJenkins: Yeah, I was thinking "not acting normal" or "not acting normal for Lindsay Lohan"? Cause there's a BIG difference.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    BI: Kanye, all the way.
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    06/16/09

    @newyorkette: I was thinking Justin Timberlake but the gay fish seems like a more likely candidate
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    Carrie, you broke your contract! You signed a piece of paper that said you would follow the rules of Miss California and then you went and did the opposite (no pun intended). No court will side with you. Please stop wasting everybody's time and go to obscurity where you belong.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    Heidi has clearly been listening to 'I'm Every Woman' on a continuous loop for the past 23 years.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    isn't Natalie Portman already remaking susperia? So 2 ballerina stories for her? Um, ok...
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    06/16/09

    @Fizzy77: you are referring to the same movie. The item above is the remake
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    Dear Pete Doherty,

    go eff yourself! here are some things you obviously don't know about the Holocaust OR about being human:



    1) it wasn't the camp gaurds who would shovel the bodies, it was the prisoners (for the most part).



    2) YOU CANNOT JUDGE THE PRISONERS. we have and hopefully never will be in that situation. it is unimaginable. and saying that "oh well this is like the holocaust" about something so pointless, pisses me the eff off. and maybe if you stopped drugging and partying all night, THE PAPS WOULD LEAVE YOU ALONE!


    3) people need to stop comparing the Holocaust to trivial, stupid things. the Holocaust should only be discussed about with other genocides.


    xoxo,

    huls


    i hate everyone today...ugh.

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    06/16/09

    @huls: Hearted, because I am also only sick of this bs.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    I actually thought that the "Labor Pains" thing had came and went in, like, 2007, in a sort of cringing direct-to-DVD fashion. I had no idea that the thing was like, not done yet.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    please tell me natalie protman is not going to remake Suspiria.
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    06/16/09

    @QuinnButes: ....damn. She is. I didn't even make that connection.


    DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD AND YOUR COMPLETE INABILITY TO CREATE NEWISH PLOTS!!!

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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    Sarah Palin: "Of course it's accepted on behalf of young women, like my daughters, who hope men who 'joke' about public displays of sexual exploitation of girls will soon EVOLVE."


    Are right wing science haters allowed to use the E word?

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    06/16/09

    @Ruby_de_la_Booby: It was a slip of the tongue. She actually meant she hopes men who make jokes like that are trampled by dinosaurs, the same way all those unfortunate human beings were, back in the day.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
    That Al Roker is being the voice of reason here, across the board, is enough to make me think the world is ending.
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